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There is a fine line between a wicked cool mustache, and a creepy rapey one.

The cool mustache being like a lorax one or some shit. Other than that, I'd rather attend my siblings funeral than see mustaches on people.

Oh and let's not forget the prepubescent ones oh god *cough* Bieber *cough*

Wait what about the ones that just scream 'hey kids, I have candy in my van.' Cringe.

Ugh they're just so unattractive on so many levels like someone pls put this to an end.

Byeeeee don't follow a creepy 40 year old man to his van for candy Bc all you will prob find is rope, duct tape, and his mustache comb...

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