29. Dasani

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Okay I know that the fact that I'm going to be ranting about a brand of water sounds petty af but I need to get all this off my chest bc Dasani is fucking ridiculous.

I'm not going to act like I wasn't amongst the people that used to drink it because I did.

That was until my boss shined a light on my life. I s2g she deserves a Nobel peace prize.

She bought this expensive ass machine that filters and makes a bunch of different types of water depending what your using it for.

So I began drinking water from the machine that day and when I went home and opened up a bottle of Dasani I almost spit it out. I was so repulsed.

THE SHIT TASTES LIKE 17 TYPES OF METALS AND ITS WHAT I PICTURE LOS ANGELES TAP WATER TO TASTE LIKE

I used to never think there was a difference when it came to water but there really is. Once you've had the real shit there's no going back.

And like who in the blue hell thought it was okay to make Dasani cost as much as it does when the quality is so eww?

I feel so played tbh

Byeeeeee don't buy Dasani unless you enjoy the taste of the floor of a disney world restroom

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