Together With Me (Thai Novel Fan Translation)

Chapter 18B

Editor's Notes: I was basically seeing the first episode of Bad Romance rolling through my head the whole time I was working on this part! 

"You asked for it! You wanna play with daddy, huh? Imma twist you in half!!"

I entwined my limbs around Knock like a boa constrictor and he struggled furiously with all his might to push me away.

"Hey, I just wanted you to wake up to have breakfast! It's almost noon, I didn't want you to get get a stomach ache! Why are you lagging? Don't even try to blame me for this, I told you to go to sleep last night, but you refused to." Knock really was starting to sound like an annoyed wife.

"Of course it's your fault, how dare you whine at me!"

I kissed Knock's forehead loudly, then slid my hand under his shirt and caressed his back, trying to seduce him.

"You were asking for it, waking me like that! I've always got a hard-on in the morning, wanna help me take care of it?" I added huskily, leering suggestively at him.

"Take care of it yourself you perverted fucker! It's already noon!!" Knock complained. I had him in a headlock, and he was doing everything he could to pry me lose, trying to get his head out of my arms.

"Let me go!" Knock said as he kicked my leg twice.

"Ouch! Hey, that hurts!" I growled as my hand travelled reflexively to his shorts, and made a grab to yank them off. "I'm gonna remove an article of clothing for every time you hit me..."

"Don't!! Damn you, what did I do to deserve this!? I woke you up sincerely, from the bottom of my heart. You're worse than chimpanzees during mating season! Why the hell did I bother to make all this food--"

He struggled against me where I had him pinned with his wrists over his head and pressing his thighs together with my knees. Knock looked horrified, his hair all messed up since we had been roughhousing so hard.

"It's your fault for not feeling at fault, you tan jackass!"

I flipped his shirt over his head, and kissed a trail across that broad, muscular chest; which caused Knock to struggle even more savagely.

"Get this shirt off my face, I can't breathe!"

While I was still kissing his chest playfully, the door to the bedroom opened suddenly. Together we heard with Yiwha's familiar, clear voice. Knock had just managed to free himself from the shirt prison, and as a result was now topless.

"Damn it Korn, I..." She started to say, but then she, Knock and I all locked eyes at the same time.

Everything Yiwha's had been carrying dropped from her limp fingers and fell heavily onto the floor with a deafening thud. Her hands came up to shield her face from the sight on the bed in front of her, and shrieked, "OMG, What are you doing!? Eeeeeeeeeek, too adorable!!!"

What an unpredictable woman! I thought we were about to get the scolding of a lifetime!

"Stop yelling, it's not what you think! Let me explain" Knock spoke quickly, clearly embarrassed. He shoved me away hastily, I had no choice but to let him go. It would be inappropriate to have fun with wifey in front of a friend.

"It's up to you whether you wanna eat or not! Just sleep your life away!" Knock launched a pillow angrily at my face, and flipped his middle finger at me. This now left me alone in bed, chuckling to myself in wry amusement.  Treat me however you like, wifey. Just you wait and see.

"I'm gonna take a shower." I said and got off the bed, Knock turned to me.

"Not gonna sleep, after all? Go on, it's better than us annoying each other, I'll never bother you again." Knock shrugged petulantly. I grabbed a towel, draping it across my shoulders and walked straight up to Knock where he was standing irritably by the dining table. I planted a quick kiss on his forehead.