-sends nudes to the slendermansion groupchaat
-bites his lip and thinks he looks sexy
-butthurt easily
-r/niceguy
-high blood pressusre
-his computer runs slow because of how much porn he has on it but he never really looks a this porn collection
-redtube but not pornhub
-actual sex offender on the run
-thinks fedoras are cool
-rich for some reason. he does not spendmoney wisely
-participated in world logout day
-uses a crusty old cum sock
-unironically uses emojis and "uwu" to win a girls heart. this does not work
-4chan
-he tries to be fit
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