Snippets

PIE

Well hello again! It's me again, your fine, feline-ish pal!

From Friday 13th? Remember? There was a stupid dog last time?

Well I popped in to tell you that things have gotten even better since last!

So, get this. Soooooo many new horror movies have been made, and get this, so many fools have been watching them at night, which is my favorite time to roam. 

Well that's the lovely thing, Me, the Great and Terrifying Trickster loves these situations! 

So I was sitting around that house again, and the dog has been put outside since last time as the two watched their movie, so I don't have to worry about it.

 Also I was told it was weird to talk about myself in the third person, or feline, I guess, so blah. 

Soooo anyway, I was creeping about, rattling windows and screeching until people came out to find nothing, and you know what happens???? A racoon randomly tries to tell me, ME, that I'm annoying. And I says, well I don't says it cause I just shrieked at them, but the look on their face! Like it's funny, cause you see as a result of that acid and stuff, most of my face is just bone. So the racoon goes dashing like I'm trying to kill them, and runs up going into the backyard. The dog goes NUTS.

So one of those people goes to see what's up, and like the other follows. So now, I creep in. They had a window open and it smelled great. I'm not sure how smell works for me or noise yet again, but so I goes and climb into the window. 

GUESS WHAT I FIND! A PIE! I steal it and run and it was really good. And so that's what happened. 

Ok that was it, byeeeeeee!