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How did the Sea Turtles method happen? Well...
Captain Jack was stranded on an island:
Captain Jack: Almost two days and no passing ship's...
*Baby Sea Turtle waddles by trying to get to the ocean and avoid seagulls. Seagull lands and pecks at the newly hatched Turtle.*
Captain Jack: *Swats Seagull away with stick* Get outta here! Go eat someone your own size! Bloody beach chicken... pooping on people...
*Baby Turtle is stuck on it's back and can't get up.*
Captain Jack: Hang on, Mate. *Picks him up and puts him in his hat and brings him to the shore.* There you go, go find your parents!
*Baby Turtle swims off into the ocean looking grateful. *
*The Next Day...*
Captain Jack: Three days on this Godforsaken spit of land!
*Baby Turtle appears on the shore, chattering to him.*
Captain Jack: Oh, it's you. What are you doing back?
*Baby Turtle's parents appear, offering to give Jack a ride to land.*
Captain Jack: Wow... Karma does exist!
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Depphead Stuff III
FanfictionYet another Depphead book full of things that will make any Johnny Depp Fan's day.
