Tim: 😏 Last week I invited Johnny over to my place...
Johnny: 😬 Tim! No!
Tim: ...And Johnny brought wine...
Johnny: No! No! No!
Tim: ...A couple of glasses later... Well, I had glasses, Johnny had a few bottles...
Johnny: Don't listen to him! He doesn't know what he's talking about!
Tim: ...I thought it would be fun to dare Johnny to streak across my neighbor's lawn...
Johnny: That's not true! He's on special medication! He's drank a whole bottle of cough syrup!
Tim: ...And Johnny, being the goofball he is...
Johnny: Tim! Don't!
Tim: ...Went through with it! 😝
Johnny: AAAHHHH! 😱
Tim: Now if you'll look at the screen above you'll see the footage I recorded from that night! 🤣
*Crowd of fans pulls out smart phones to record Johnny's naked behind*
Johnny: 😵
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