☠🐒 The Two Jack's 🐒☠

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Then after they finished taking this photo, Captain Jack decided to shoot his monkey counterpart

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...Then after they finished taking this photo, Captain Jack decided to shoot his monkey counterpart... again.

Captain Jack: The animal trainers aren't around, it's just you and me Monkey...

Monkey Jack: Hisssss...

Captain Jack: *Grabs pistol and points it at Monkey Jack* I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is an 18th century Flintlock pistol, the most powerful handgun of that era. It could  blow your furry little head clean off! But you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do ya!! Ya Primate Punk!!!

Monkey Jack: Grrrr... *Jumps onto Captain Jack's face*

Captain Jack: AHH! Oh God! Get it off! This is not part of my job description!!

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