Person of little brain: Who's Johnny Depp?
My Friends: No! Don't ask that question!
Me: *Inhales deeply* Johnny Depp is an american and very sexy actor, musician and producer! He was born John Christopher Depp II on June 9th 1963 in Owensboro Kentucky. From a young age he enjoyed...
Friends: Now look what you did! She's never gonna shut up until she fills you in on everything she knows about him! We could be stuck here with her for days!
Person of little brain: You're not serious, right?
🕛 Six Hours Later...🕦
Me: And thus ends the story of Johnny...
Friends: Thank God!
Me: Now let me tell you all about his filmography!
Friends: UUUUGGGHHH!
Me: His first acting role came in 1984 in A Nightmare on Elm Street playing the part of Glen Lantz and...
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Depphead Stuff III
ФанфикYet another Depphead book full of things that will make any Johnny Depp Fan's day.