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Johnny! Didn't your mother ever tell you not to throw knives? I love his expression in that last picture.
Johnny: Oh crap! You guys are taking photos? Don't tell the fans!
Tommy Henriksen: Fine, I'll delete them. *Hits button on his phone* 😯Oh...
Johnny: What? What does oh... mean?!
Tommy: Well, I just got this phone and I'm still getting used to it... and I just confused the delete button for the upload to social media button...
Johnny: AHHHH! 😨😰😱
Alice Cooper: What are you freaking out for?
Johnny: *Whispering* The Depphead's don't like it when I do dangerous stuff like this. They're scared I'll hurt myself. Once they see those pictures, they're gonna find me and punish me!
Alice: What? That's crazy!
Johnny: So are the Depphead's! That's why they're called Deppheads! They're minds are 99.9% Depp! The other 0.01% reminds them to breathe!
Tommy: Johnny, calm down. I just posted those pictures a minute ago. The fans aren't gonna see it and find you that quick...
*Leaves building to go to tour bus and see's me with a crowd of fellow Depphead's in the parking lot.*
Crowd of Depphead's: 😡😠😡😠😡😠
Me: 😠 You know we don't like it when you play with knives, Johnny! Good boys don't play with knives!
Johnny: *In a smol voice* 😖 But all my friends were doing it...
Me: And if all you're friends jumped off the grand canyon would you do it too?
Johnny: 😔😞😭 I'm sorry!
Me: *Hugs him* I know you are. But you still have to get your punishment.
Johnny: 😳😬
Me: Bring out Miss Spanks-a-lot! *A wooden paddle is brought forward.*
Johnny: How many?
Me: One for each Depphead who worried about you...
Johnny: 🤨🤔😶 ...NOOOOOO! *Tries to run but The Depphead's grab him and pull him into the tour bus where the punishment will take place.*
Tommy: Oh Lordy! Poor guy!
Alice: Don't struggle, Johnny! It just makes it worse!
