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I know Johnny is already the equivalent of a golden human being. But this pretty much proves it! Seriously though... why did they paint him completely gold?
Photographer: Okay, Johnny you look gorgeous! It's just... the gold of the jacket and the color of your skin tone just clash too much!
Johnny: So, you want me to switch jacket's?
Photographer: Hmm... actually I have another idea, if you're interested?
*That evening...*
Me: Johnny! Babe, you've been working all day! It's late! Come to bed-- WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK?!
Johnny: *Looks up from his desk with gold still on his face* What?
Me: Uh... Johnny... next time you go to a photo shoot tell the make-up department to go easy on the bronzer.
Johnny: Okay. Are we still going to the beach tomorrow?
Me: Maybe we should wait. I mean if you go in the sun with a matalic complexion, you're definitely gonna get sunburnt...
