You: if I had a dollar for every time I farted and burped at the same time I'd be a millionaire
Unknown: tf?
Unknown: Lauren this Who you're dating
💕muffin💕: 😅
💕muffin💕: shes joking right baby
You: omg where am I?
Unknown: in a gc
You: 😱 I haven't been in one since I was 20!!!
Unknown: how old are you?
You: 21 🤪
Unknown: 😐😐
Unknown: Lauren you don't have my blessing!
Unknown: ON TO THE NEXT
You: blessing?
You: omg baby am I talking you your parents!
💕muffin💕: 😅 Y/n meet Normani and Ally
Deenah: IM HERE TOO!!!
You: SKSKSKSKS
You: ALLY OMG
Unknown: hi there
You: I'll be right back
Deenah: Where shes going?
💕muffin💕: fangirling in the closet 🙄
Myfavoritepersonintheworld: is she done yet?
You: I'm back
You: had to clean my bed
💕muffin💕: I'm laying on your bed
You: *tried to clean my bed
💕muffin💕: no you didn't
You: SHUT UP LAUREN!
💕muffin💕: 😂
Unknown: I don't approve of this
You: who are you again?
Unknown: Normani
You: oh right the nobody
Unknown: I-
Deenah: 👀
Nobody: EXCUSE ME
💕muffin💕: 👀
You: you're excused 🙄
Myfavoritepersonintheworld: 👀
💕muffin💕:baby lets not do this
Nobody: great first impression
You: I don't need to impress you
You: I'm a motherfucking QUEEN!!!
Nobody: you're extra and very conceited
Nobody: I seen your pictures
Nobody: Lauren could do way better
You: you showed them pictures of me
💕muffin💕: 😅 only the ones I have stored in my phone I promise
You: THOSE ARE THE UGLY ONES
Nobody: if you were cute you wouldn't have any uGlY oNeS
💕muffin💕: Mani Stop it shes beautiful
You: beautiful?
You: I'm just beautiful to you?
💕muffin💕: no you're gorgeous
You: your friend is mean
Deenah: well you kind of started y/n....
You: DID I BRING HER INSECURITIES TO THE CHAT?!
Myfavoritepersonintheworld: well....
You: I DID NOT
Nobody: you act like a child
You: you sing like a MAN
Deenah: 🤭
💕muffin💕: Y/N!!!
Myfavoritepersonintheworld: 👀
Nobody: WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN
💕muffin💕: MANI!!!
You: I have you know I look very feminine
Nobody: I've seen better
Nobody: you're an average looking girl
Nobody: with an average body
Nobody: and an average voice
Nobody: if anyone a Nobody it's you
You have left the chat
💕muffin💕: MANI WTF
Nobody: I was defending myself 🙄
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Psych! (Lauren/You)
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