Drarry Oneshots

I Really Fucked It Up This Time, Didn't I, My Dear?

Ron: pushy bitch

Harry laughed softly, setting down his phone. He ran his fingers through his messy hair, and heard a horn honk at the same time his phone dinged.

Draco: WERE HEEEEEERE

Harry laughed at Draco's antics, before shoving his phone in his pocket and leaving his house.

He opened the back door of the car, only to be greeted by Pansy, Blaise, and another boy he didn't recognize. He blinked.

Pansy winked. "You're up front, pretty boy."

Harry flushed, and stepped into the passenger seat. Draco gave him a sweet smile. "Hello. Hermione's or Ron's first?"

"Hermione," Harry answered, shutting the door.

"Seatbelt," Draco said. "You might not care about the law, but I'd rather you didn't die."

Harry grinned, buckling his seatbelt. "Who's he?"

"Theodore Alexander Nott," the boy said dramatically, grinning. "Call me Theo."

"I'm Harry," Harry replied pleasantly. Theo's grin grew.

"I know," he said simply, confusing Harry.

"Here we are!" Draco said loudly, distracting Harry from his confusion.

Harry shot Hermione a quick text, and she was out in seconds, hopping in the backseat and onto her girlfriend's lap. Pansy gave a surprised laugh, but her arms comfortably circled around Hermione's waist.

"I'll be your seatbelt," Pansy said sweetly. Hermione blushed. Harry grinned.

They pulled up in front of Ron's house, and the boy stumbled out a minute later, tugging on his shoe before opening the door and blinking at the seating arrangements.

Blaise rolled his eyes, grabbing Ron's hand and pulling him into his lap before slamming the door. Theo laughed, and Ron turned a bright red.

Draco drove like a fucking crazy person. Harry was pretty sure they were going too fast to even read the speed limit signs that flew past. The blonde almost flipped the car skidding into the parking lot, and nearly crashed into a car when he tried to park, but they ended up at the ice cream place unharmed.

"Remind me to never drive in a car with you again," Hermione muttered as she stepped out.

Harry grinned widely. "C'mon, Hermione! It was like a rollercoaster ride!"

Draco threw him a grin that made Harry's head spin (or maybe it was dizziness from the car ride), and dragged them into the ice cream place.

They crammed into a booth, Harry once again pressed up against Draco.

This time the order is: On one side: Pansy, Hermione, Ron, Blaise. On the other side: Harry, Draco, Theo

Theo immediately caught Draco into conversation, and the couples split off into their own conversations. Harry realized, glumly, he was a seventh wheel on a triple date.

He pulled out his phone.

Harry: help

Fleur: what's goin on?

Harry: im a seventh wheel on a triple date and everyone is talking to their S/O

Fleur: who all is there?

Harry: Draco and some guy Theo, Hermione and Pansy, Ron and Blaise

Draco chose this moment to glance over, and started giggling.