Harry: the guy that jumps in the trash can
Draco: the Hey Duck vine
George: HEY mom say 'whO want lasagna'
Molly: whO want lasagna
Hermione: that is NOT correct. Because according the the encyclopedia of kplmpkkcichjda
Ron: fuck ya chicken strips
Fred: this is how I enter my house. WHAT'S UP FUCKERS!?!
Ginny: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE??
Fred: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
Pansy: *vaping*
Blaise: *turns to camera* wOw
Voldemort: we all die you either kill yourself or get killed. Whatcha gone do? Whatcha gone do?
Draco @ Harry: IF YOU FUCKIN PUT A HAND ON ME IMMA FUCKIN RIP YOUR FACE OFF BITCH
Literally anyone: what did he do to him?
Draco: CUZ HE FUCKIN PUSHED ME
Dumbledore: *jumps off bookshelf* I'm gay
Dean: *is wearing a mask*
Seamus: *shoves finger down his throat*
Seamus, Dean and Neville: *dancing in blankets*
Harry @ Dumbledore: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD GROW SOME HAIR OR SOMETHIN UGLY ASS FUCKIN NOODLE HEAD
Sirius: on all levels except physical, I am a wolf
Harry @ Draco: Bro I had this dream we fucked
Draco: Bro it's just a dream
Harry: I'm not gay I wouldn't fuck you
Draco: you wouldn't?
Harry: I mean unless you wanted me to
*At the yule ball*
Ron (about krum): SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH KAITLYN YESTERDAY
Hermione: REBECCA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
Ron, pulling out his wand: I WON'T HESITATE BITCH
Harry @ Ginny: I thought you were bae. Turns out you're just fam.
Ginny: bruh!
Harry: *shakes head*
Harry: *playing Nicki Minaj*
Professor McGonagall: No. No! No! Turn it off! NOO!
Seamus: HEY LOSER SAY KID BACKWARDS
Dean: ...dik?
Seamus: hahahahhaha! That's gay.
Should I do a part two of this?? There's 93757492 more vines and I have tons more ideas
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Drarry Oneshots
FanfictionOriginal Drarry one-shots written by yours truly MAJOR WARNING: there are stories that involve sex, suicide, murder, and other mature themes! I don't put trigger warnings in the beginning of my chapters, but I'm warning you here. If you are easily...
