"it's crap
"well ... "
"it is, right?"
"hmmm ... "
"wang hedi!"
"okay. yeah it looks like crap."
"oh wow. please, dont hold back."
"you, yourself, said it's crap!" "
"i know. but still how could you just agree with me ...."
"you know i dont say the things you wanna hear. i tell u what you need to hear. the truth. always. that's why you love me."
"youre right. thank you. so, in conclusion i suck."
"now, thats not true. it does look crappy but who knows it may taste okay."
"idk, Di. it doesnt look like it will taste good."
"did you follow the recipe? "
"to the T!"
"well then, it cant be that bad. cut me a piece."
"are u sure? okay. here you go."
"yeah okay. it tastes .... kinda weird. are you sure you got all the ingredients right?"
"i'm sure! oh, except i didn't have enough sugar so i had to mix in some honey and artificial sweetener."
"huh? that doesnt sound right ..."
"ugh i know i know.... so what are we gonna do?"
"nothing. we'll just show up to the party empty-handed."
"we cant do that!"
"watch me."
"WANG HEDI!"
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author's note:
this was written a long time ago, maybe back in october? it got abandoned because well ... i didn't know where it was going and it just seemed there was no point to the whole conversation. but someone said it was cute and that i should keep let more people read it. so here it is.
i apologize for the lack of apostrophes and other weird typos or grammatical errors. i didnt bother editing or proofreading it because if i do that for every thing i want to post in this book, i'd be doing that forever and not writing actual fics to post on whirlwind.
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Randomthis is where i will continue to post my diyue fics aftermarking whirlwind as completed. it started out as a place to house all the outtakes, edited convos, abandoned scribbles, forgotten teasers and other diyue related notes; but have since changed...