Xianggong, Please Divorce Me!

Ch. 22: Untitled

Ah, ah, ah. Heaven's, I want to flee!

Startled, her right foot slipped.  Just at the point of falling over, cold noodles hastily extended a hand and grabbed her. Su Tang's center of gravity was off so her entire body was pulled, collapsing on him. Then, then, then....Song Shi An's face turned green!

Wail....

Silently Song Shi An took a breath and heavily said, "Where do you think you're going?"

Su Tang didn't answer and asked a question in reply, "You weren't asleep just now?"

"Hmm!" Song Shi An grumpily responded. All along he wasn't asleep. How could he sleep!

"Oh, ah, ah, I, that, I want to find Xi Que to sleep with. You were laying on the edge so I couldn't fall sleep.... I was going to return early tomorrow morning so grandma won't know."  Giggle.

Song Shi An's face became even more ugly.  "You think that you can, in the middle of the night, run to the maid servant's room to sleep and grandma wouldn't know?" You underestimate grandmother.

However Su Tang was completely earnest and said, "Yes, I believe this!"

Song Shi An choked.  He also didn't wasn't going to be wordy again with her.  Pulling her over, he tucked her into the quilt. "Gradually get used to this!" I lay at your side and you can't sleep.  You lay at my side and I also can't sleep!

Su Tang didn't dare move, because at this very moment, she was tightly embraced in cold noodles arms!

Similarly, Song Shi An's body also again tensed up, but still he very quickly pushed away the woman. After that she turned around so that her back faced him.  A raspy voice said, "Go to sleep."

Even if choking to death, he wouldn't pressure her, because he said that he wouldn't touch her!

Su Tang's chest was also rising and falling. She saw that Song Shi An turned around, and then dared to relax her breathing. Thinking a bit, she again spoke. "That, I heard that it's very difficult for men to hold back. What about, what about...."

Song Shi An's ears perked up.

Su Tang very earnestly proposed, "What about you go to Xi Yuan to find them, Ru Yi and...."

In an instant, Song Shi An died in action.

"Don't bother!" Song Shi An coldly said.  Thinking of something, he turned his head around and narrowed his eyes.  "Who told you about men having difficulties holding back!"

Su Tang saw that his expression was not good and evasively stalled. "Yes that's right.  Originally at Ping city, that degenerate, when bored he'd run over to harass me, said a big pile of obscene language...."

"Degenerate? Took liberties?" Hitting the danger signal, Song Shi An's eyes became even more forceful.

Su Tang raised her eyebrows, said, "Naturally, I a young unmarried lady went out and did business keeping a shop. Inevitably these people around, however this was something that happened in the beginning.  Later this old lady had one person among those ruthlessly beat up, and afterwards they simply didn't dare speak nonsense with me!" Hmm, because of this matter she also was crowned with the reputation of being "rude and unreasonable".

The danger signal slowly disappeared. Song Shi An turned his head around, shut his eyes, and didn't say anything.

However, some time passed. Su Tang thought this profound idea at the time, "Cold noodles is comparable to Liu Xia Hui [1]. Unmoved even by the enticement of a beautiful woman throwing herself at him." Still cold noodles is not the equal of Liu Xia Hui." Finally Song Shi An in suppressing his desire opened his mouth to speak.