Jeff
Guess who just wasted half the day looking you up on insta?
MY DUMB ASS
Alexandra
Hahahahahaha
My account is private tho so good luck
Jeff
Well thanks for telling me that now
Also, are you free rn to continue the whole Q&A?
Alexandra
Yea It's Friday so I have half a day at work and the rest is spent at the gym
Jeff
How many followers do you have on Insta?
Alexandra
Why does that matter?
Jeff
I swear I'm not superficial lol this is to help narrow down my insta search
Alexandra
I'm currently at 45k followers
Jeff
45k followers and your account is somehow private
Alexandra
Okay don't get mad at me but I made it private when I told you my name
Jeff
I see how it is huh we're playing dirty now
Alexandra
Not really I could've blocked you on all of my accounts
Jeff
You wouldn't dare
Alexandra
Fuck around and you might get blocked that's all I'm saying
Although dropping hints in your comments is going to make me die of laughter
Jeff
WAIT do you follow me on insta?
Alexandra
Just unfollowed
I actually think you're desperate enough to sort through your followers
I'm taking no chances
Jeff
I love how you went from being offended that I have absolutely no idea who you are to now taunting me about it
Alexandra
It's a game to me now so I'm enjoying it lol
Any more questions?
Jeff
Of course
How old are you?
Alexandra
Didn't your parents teach you to never ask a lady her age
Jeff
Alexandra...
Alexandra
I'm 24 jeez grandpa
Jeff
GRANDPA???
I'm 28
Alexandra
Oooh looks like someone's a bit sensitive about their age
Lmao I'm just pulling your leg
Plus I prefer slightly older guys 😏😉
My mom used to always say guys mature a lot later than girls
Jeff
At this time I would like to respectfully remind you I have a girlfriend
Alexandra
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOo Jeff, I'm well aware you can chill out
Jeff
Moving on, you claim to be super busy with work so what's your job?
YOU ARE READING
GOD BLESS THE INTERNET | Jeff Wittek
Fanfiction"I think of you like Wi-Fi, And I think of her like cable"
