Jeff
So, I've been thinking
Mystery Girl
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad
Jeff
Jeez, do you hate me or something?
Mystery Girl
Not really, just salty you have no fucking clue as to who I could possibly be
Jeff
Well clearly you've got a smart mouth based on your responses
Mystery Smart Mouth
Hey do you actually have anything to say to me because I have a busy day and talking to you happens to not be on my schedule
Jeff
Okay okay trying to figure out who you are is driving me insane
Can you idk give me more hints or let me ask you questions
Mystery Smart Mouth
I actually am super busy with work today but
I'll let you ask me questions although I kinda doubt they'll help you
Jeff
What makes you think that?
Mystery Smart Mouth
Well first off you'd probably recognize my face but still be unable to put a name to it
Second, we haven't spoken to each other in a year so I doubt you'll remember anything I told you while you were drunk
Jeff
Alright well I'm still going to try
So, what's your favorite color?
Mystery Smart Mouth
Jfc are you fucking serious Jeff
I JUST told you I'm busy today
Jeff
That's cool but what's your favorite color?
Mystery Smart Mouth
Ugh FINE
Um idk black and white aren't technically colors
I guess red or blue
Jeff
Which is it?
Mystery Smart Mouth
Lmao you're really into this huh
Well I'll go with red but there are some shades of blue that deffo overtake red
Jeff
Nice choice
Okay, so how tall are you?
Mystery Smart Mouth
I'm exactly 5'8.5"
Jeff
Damn you're pretty tall, what're you a model or something?
Mystery Tall Girl
Sorta but I'm taking a break from that
Jeff
What do you mean you're taking a break? Did you just quit?
Mystery Tall Girl
Lets put it this way I am taking an indefinite break
I might go back to it if they pay me enough and on my own terms
Jeff
Why did you decide to take a break?
Seen at 10:27 am
Did it take a toll on you mentally or something?
Sent at 10:30 am
Hey sorry if I offended you in any way
You can ignore those last two questions
Sent at 11:02
Seen at 12:03 pm
Mystery Tall girl
Sorry about that I was in a work meeting and dw I'm not offended
Uhm it took a mental and physical toll on me, probably the lowest point in my life in terms of happiness and health
I'll tell you more about it if we ever get closer though lmao which I doubt
Sent at 1:19 pm
Seen at 1:20 pm
Jeff
I'm sorry modeling didn't work out but I'm sure the industry lost a beautiful person inside and out
Mystery Model
Thanks but that's a bold assumption to make since you don't know how I look or even know what my name is
Jeff
Why don't we fix one of those then?
Your choice
Mystery Model
I'll tell you my name since I don't think you'd remember it lol
I only ever formally introduced myself once to you anyways
Jeff
C'mon out with your name, no changing your mind now
Mystery Model
Alexandra, that's all you're getting today.
Jeff
Alexandra.
That's a pretty name if only I could put a face to that name.
Alexandra
Good luck with that
Although weirdly enough I didn't hate talking to you today but I really am swamped with work so I'm going to have to pass on continuing this convo
Jeff
Well there's always tomorrow, talk to you then
Seen at 2:03 pm
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