Unknown
Hey, I'm bringing over the Lingerie and Makeup
Get ready
Jeff
Uhhhh I think you have the wrong number.
Unknown
Oh shit, ignore that Jeff
Jeff
How the fuck do you know my name
Unknown
Jeff, we've literally met before and had whole conversations
Jeff
How did you even get my number?
Unknown
Are you good? You gave me your number
I literally have you saved as a contact
Jeff
Nice try I highly doubt I'd give my number to some random ass chick
Unknown
Yikes, guess I'm that forgettable
I'm only slightly offended you have no clue as to who I am tho like damn
Jeff
Can you at least give me a fucking hint, there are plenty of girls that have asked for my number
Unknown
Woooooooooooooooow first of all, it was your drunk ass that asked for my number in front of fucking Cierra might I add
Jeff
Wait what, how do you know Cierra and when did this shit happen?
Unknown
Last year in NY it was a brand event, you were drunk as shit and there were hella social media influencers.
Those are all the hints you get but we deadass have met multiple times before that
Jeff
Hella? And Deadass? What're you from the Bay AND NY?
Unknown
Yea I actually am but I love how that's all you got from my message
Jeff
I went to "hella" events in the last year alone c'mon could you at least narrow it down
Unknown
Nice humblebrag, it was the American Express event hence the NY location I previously hinted at
Jeff
Fuck I was really wasted at that party
Unknown
Yea I'm well aware, anyways bye I have shit to do.
Got a full schedule today
Jeff
Wait
Hello?
HELLO??????
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A/N: This story begins/is set late August 2018 and catches up to present day
This story will also be updated daily
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Fanfiction"I think of you like Wi-Fi, And I think of her like cable"
