Sometimes, your human may ask you questions that they do not want to hear a truthful answer too. There is also a peculiar occurrence in which your human will point out a feature of themselves they are displeased with, and will pose you with a question about it with the hope you will then compliment that feature.
This platform's advice for these situations is to answer with what humans call a 'white lie'. Although we do not have dislikes or likes, point out that you are fond of their feature(s). This should please them. If you are faced with the situation of the 'rhetorical question', which is normally used by a human to vent frustration, the best course of action is to not answer in any fashion.
If, however, you are in the dreaded situation where no matter what you reply could result in your human being unhappy, then choose safety first. Reply with truth; then remove yourself from the premises and imminent danger immediately.
Please, learn from this platform's mistakes.
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The Binary Code To Love: A Guide For Androids
Science FictionIs your relationship with your human causing you confusion? Are you looking for new ways to please your owner? Then this guide is for you! Rated five stars on the Galactic Network, this downloadable guide explores the complex subject of human relati...
