The screen flickered on to see Jaune laying in bed "you ever wake up and night and wonder what it would be like to die...In a fire" then the screen cut and went to jaune laying on his side "who the fuck invited you?" Jaune asked
Ruby and Co. Were confused as to what was going on "before you say anything, Jaune here makes funny seven second videos on this app called vine and hes so good he gets paid for it" DJ told then "oh, OK!" Ruby said
Neptune was walking to the door "see you guys!" He said and Jaune, Ren, and Sun were sitting down, "bye" they yelled and Jaune turned to Sun "god I fucking hate that guy" jaune said "why did you invite him?" Sun asked and the camera cut to show Neptune didn't even leave yet "guys I haven't even left yet" Neptune told them and then it went back to the Trio "why the fuck is he still here?" Ren asked
"Pfffft! HHAHAHHA!" Yang and Sun laughed "screw you guys!" Neptune said
Jaune then walked in holding Blake with her cat ears out "hey dad look I found this cat in the yard!" Jaune said then a cut to Ozpin "oh yeah? Well that's the only pussy your ever gonna get! HAHAHA!"
"HAHAHAHA! I'm sorry Blake but that was to good!" Yang laughed and Blake heard Weiss chuckling along with Neptune, Sun, Ren, Nora Pyrrha and team NDGO
Then it was Weiss and Jaune in a car, "hey who do you thinks prettier me or Ruby?" Weiss asked "well no matter what I say I'm gonna be wrong" Jaune said "just say it" Weiss said happy like, Jaune rubbed his eyebrows "you" he said "you don't really mean that" "goddamn it" Jaune said
"That is kinda true" said sun
Neptune and Weiss were in a car, "hey babe" Neptune said "yeah babe?" Weiss replied "I love you babe" Neptune said "I love you to!" Weiss replied Jaune then appears in the back seat "hey can you shut the fuck up" he said with a smile
"Hahahahhahahaha" the whole theater laughed
Ozpin was sitting next to Jaune "back in my day, they use to call me the pussy destroyer" ozpin said "well it was fun stopping by, love you grandpa" jaune said leaving
Jaune then in a car "its gonna be OK, just be yourself! Just be yourself" he then turns his head to the window "hey I hope your OK with anal- FUCK!" Jaune yelled
"Tell me about it pumping yourself up to ask a girl out sucks" Qrow said "yep..." Neptune agreed
Jaune then lighting a cigarette and Militia looks at him "oh my God you smoke! Don't you know those things can kill you?" She said and Jaune looked up at her "yeah that kinda the point...Trying to speed things up here" Jaune told her
"Wow...That was dark" Yang said "tell me about it" ruby told her
Jaune and Glynda in a car "wooow!" Glynda cried "what!?" Jaune yelled "I almost got into an accident" she told him "oh!" Jaune said relieved "I wouldn't want to have another one of those" she said looking at Jaune "your talking about me huh" jaune asked "yep" she replied "OK..."
Yang and sun were oooohing while Neptune and Ozpin were laughing even DJ's laughter came over the theater "OK...OK this were good but that's all we have for tonight sorry guys" "that's fine, but can we see mother funny universe like this?" Yang asked "sure!" DJ said and then there was a pause "OK I found another funny universe!" DJ said
Up next:
"Hahahahha! Oh my God! Jaune fucked the Captains Daughter!"
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