Admin: So, I don't know about you guys, but, school started for me two days ago, and, things are already crazy. So, let me use the Hetalia guys to give you a little insight on my life right now
England: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ALL THIS DONE BY TOMORROW
Italy: *sobbing in the corner*
Japan: *smacks a piece of paper like it's his bitch* I *again* CAN'T *again* DDDDRRRRAAAAWWWW
Germany: *screaming in German at his locker because it won't open*
Russia: *vomiting because, you know, cafeteria food*
Prussia: *shaking and rocking back and forth* My awesomeness can't be on a bus with animals for almost two hours every day ;-;
England: SERIOUSLY!! SCREW YOU AP! SCREW YOU AND YOUR EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF HOMEWORK! I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A BIT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD, BITCH!!!
America: Y-You do realize that it's just a class....Right?
England: SCREW YOU AND YOUR HIPPIE DIPPE WAYS
America: Iggy?
England: AND SCREW YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM! SCREW YOUR- omfg is that an ice-cream machine!?
America: *puts on sunglasses* Damn right it is
England:........ *screams like a little girl and tackles the ice-cream machine* Save me from the heat, Mr. Popsicle ;-;
America: I like your popsicle
England: What?
America: What?
Admin: Yeah....That pretty much sums up the last two days >.> XD
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FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
