She Said She Didn't Like Hetalia

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Admin: She said she didn't like Hetalia....So, I let England cook dinner.....And, this was result.....

America: OH MY GOD IT'S ALIVE

Prussia: *screaming like a girl* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

England's food: *majestic peacock noises* 

Japan: NO NEED TO FEAR, TWERKMAN IS HERE *starts twerking* 

England's Food: =_= *kills twerkman* 

Germany: IT KILLED TWERKMAN!  WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED I SAY! DDDDOOOOMMMMEEEEEDDDD! *runs away, flailing his arms and making dying ostrich sounds* 

Italy: NUUUUU!!!

England: It's not going to kill anyone! Just, stay calm! My food is amazing! I....I hate all of you! =-= *cries in the corner of shame*

Admin: And then everyone died ._. 

England: And, that is what happens every time somebody says that they don't like Hetalia

Admin: Wait, didn't you all die????

England: I hid in Sherlock's apartment

Admin: Sherlock?? Really??

England: That's right, I'm a Cumberbitch and proud!    t(*-*t)

Author's Note: Oh god, what have a written....It makes no sense!!!! Oh well :/ Anyway, guys, this book has almost 100 chapters!!!! *dying whale sounds* I'm thinking of doing something special for the hundredth chapter. I'm not sure what though....Maybe a contest or something >~< Also, I uh, I wrote a Jean x Marco one shot and i'd really appreciate it if you guys took the time to read it. Thanks for all the support!

Viva la Pasta~~~~!!!!

~A

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