This chapter is dedicated to the most adorable hamster, Alba.
R.I.P July 4th, 2013- July 29th, 2014
I love you, baby boy
Admin: So, I'm sitting here in this time of great sadness, and something comes to mind....What kind of pets would the countries have?....And then this scenario takes place in my head....
America: dude! dude! IGGGGYYYY!!! I-G-G-Y!!!!
Canada: who dat? who dat?
America: lol, no, Canada. Shut up
Canada: ;-; *retreats into the corner of shame*
England: What the hell do you want, Alfred?
America: DUDE!!! DUUUUDE!!! I GOT A NEW PET!! DUUUUDDDDEEEE, DDDDUUUUDDDDEEEE, I GOT A FRUCKING EAGLE!!!!
England: Will you stop yelling you twat!?
America: *smirks* ........psssstttt........You know what I named it?
England: *sighs and rolls his eyes* what did you name it, Alfred?
America: Come closer
England:........? *takes a step closer*
America: Cloooosssseeeerrrr~
England: *grumbles and takes another step towards him*
America: *leans over and whispers in his ear* freeeeddddoooommmm~~~~
Freedom: KAW KAW MOTHA FRUCKAS!!!! *flies past them, stealing England's eyebrows as an explosion sets off in the background and dramatic music starts playing*
England: HEY! GIVE THOSE BACK! *scowls and looks at America*
America: *jumping up and down and squealing* eeeeeeeeeeeehhahahahahahaha!!!! *Puts on sunglasses* fabulous~ *rides off into the sunset on freedom's back*
Author's Note: I'm sorry, I have no idea what I just wrote. It is currently 3:02 am, I just found my hamster dead, and this....This sort of just resulted from that....Also, I was thinking of changing my profile picture to little Alba for a while :/ Yeah, I think I'll do that ^_^ Sorry for the depressing/not so depressing chapter guys~….
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