Prussia: Ludwig!!!!
Germany: *runs in* What, what!?
Prussia: *shirtless and pointing to his belly button* WHEN WAS I SHOT
Germany: I-I don't know!
Prussia: WHY IS THERE AN INDENT IN MY STOMACH
Germany: I DONT KNOW
Prussia: *lifts up Germany's shirt and screeches*
Germany: WHAT!?
Prussia: YOU HAVE ONE TOO!!!!
Germany: *girly screeches* *faints*
Prussia: Oh god, it killed West!!!! It's going to kill me too....What do I do!?
Mr. Gun: You could....Dispose of it
Prussia: Dispose of the indent? o-0
Mr. Gun: Indeed, my child. Come, shoot the enemy
England: Oh, for crying out loud, it's your belly button!
Prussia: My what....?
England: It uh....Well *explains the birds and the bees*
Prussia; Ohhhh....Wait
England: What?
Prussia: Does that mean we have parents?
England: I-I guess....
Prussia: A-Are you my mummy....???? *sad puppy dog eyes*
England:........ *just walks away*
Prussia: ........My mommy doesn't love me!!!! *incoherent beaver sounds* ;-;
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
