Donut: Looks like the earthquake stopped.
Simmons: (Sighs) Yeah.
Leo: You're just disappointed no one got to use the emergency plan, huh Simmons.
Simmons: Sorta...
Leo: It's alright maybe, if there's another earthquake we can do it.
Simmons: Really?
Donut: Don't feel to bad, now! No one's read it anyway!
Simmons: Oh...That's a relief.
Sarge turns the robot on and steps back.
Lopez: >Hello. My name is Lopez. Thank you for activating me.<
Donut: Ooh-hoo, robot's on!
Lopez: >How are you?<
Simmons: Uhh, is he speaking Spanish?
Donut: Sounds like it.
Grif: Does anyone actually speak Spanish, here?
Leo: I actually can understand him.
Grif: Wait, really since when?
Leo: Since... always I guess?
Sarge: What did he say, then?
Leo: That his name is Lopez and he's grateful for activated.
Sarge: Well, then! It's good to have you on the team Lopez!
Lopez: >It's good to be here.<
Simmons: Is their a way to make him speak English? Maybe, the quake messed something up when you activated him, Sarge. Could be a polarity issue...
Sarge: Actually, I ordered the Español speech unit on purpose!
Simmons: You did?
Sarge: Yeah! I thought if we had a little multiculturalism around here, we could all learn Spanish together! Get closer as a unit!
Donut: Speaking of getting our units closer...
Simmons: Not now, Donut! Seems inconvenient, Sarge.
Sarge: Yeah it does. Don't know what the hell I was thinking! Seems really out of character for me.
Another earthquake starts
Lopez: >Warning! Warning! Earthquake!<
Donut: Hey look, Simmons! He's already doing your job!
Simmons: Great.
Donut: Want me to get your vest?
Blue Base
Outside of Blue Base to Church, Zeta, Tucker and Wade standing beside a rock just as the eathquake ends
Tucker: Whoa, there's another quake!
Church: Yep.
Wade: You don't seem all that worried, Church.
Church: No I'm not, 'cause I know all of this isn't real.
Zeta: Way to be blunt.
Tucker: Not real? You mean not real like your fake girlfriend?
Church: No,no,no...my girlfriend is real! It's the world that's fake. Well, everything in it.
Wade: Church, are you sure, you haven't hit your head or something?
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Red vs Blue Season 9: Male Oc
AdventureRvB Season 9, with Church and Zeta now trapped in the Epsilon Unit. The reds and blues move back to Valhalla, but their stay isn't long when someone from the past... shows up. The OC Leo is Owned by Me. Red vs Blue is Owned by "Rooster Teeth" The OC...
Rvb S9 E8 "Shaking the Foundation"
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