Author: Welp, here's season 9 which so, far is going to be a pain to write. Like I said they'll no freelancer parts, replaced by the reds and blues in the real word.
Also I want to mention this at the start, but I apologise for any future delays because this season is definitely going take longer to write.
But, anyway here's the first chapter of season 9, enjoy!
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Epsilon Unit/Blood Gulch
We see Church standing on a hill, looking out into the Canyon.
Church (Voiceover): Hi, my name is Leonard Church. But, nobody calls me Leonard. Most people call me Church sometimes they call me Alpha and a few people even know me as the Director, but I haven't been called that in a really, really long time. You see I know that when you look at me, I know I look like a badass space warrior, but I'm really not. I'm actually a-
Tucker: (Distance) Hey, Church!
Church (Voiceover): Uh... (Clears throat) Just, uh, ignore him. I'm actually a computer program that's been reincarnated in the memory of-
Tucker: (Distance) Church!
Tucker continues yelling in the background as Church tries to continue his monologue.
Church (Voiceover): I'm actually a computer program thats been reincarnated in the memory of the-
Tucker: (Distance) Where the hell are you?!
Church (Voiceover): Ok I'm just gonna start all over..
Tucker: (Distance) Church!
Church (Voiceover): (Clears throat) Hi.
Tucker: (Distance) Church!
Church (Voiceover): My name is Leonard Church.
Tucker: (Distance) Church!
Church (Voiceover): But, nobody calls me-
In the distance, Tucker is seen standing atop of a cliff on the side of the Canyon.
Tucker: Hey Church, come on!
Church: (Groans) God damn it! What?! What do you want!?
Tucker: Come on! Get up here!
Church: Yeah, okay, hold on. For God's sakes, I'm coming! Shut up!
Church starts making his way to the cliff, while angrily whispering to himself.
Church: *Whispers* God damn it, I can't even have one fucking moment to myself. Can't even be alone with my thoughts, not even for a second. Somebody's always gotta fucking yell, or scream, or "come look at this," or "what's going on over here," or "hey Church, help me out I don't know what the fuck I'm doing!" Fucking assholes. God I forgot how much this place sucks.
Up on the cliff Tucker, Wade, Caboose and Zeta are waiting for Church.
Zeta: Looks like he's finally coming.
Tucker: *Smirks* That's what she said.
Zeta: I won't hesitate to shoot your crotch, Tucker.
Tucker: (Scared) Shutting up, now!
Caboose: Now when he gets up here, remember the plan.
Tucker: Plan? What plan?
Caboose: We only have one shot at this. Don't let it fall apart.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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