Red vs Blue Season 9: Male Oc

Rvb S9 E12 "Mid-Game Substitution"

Epsilon Unit/The Cave
Inside of the cave where Lopez is standing in front of Simmons who's lying on the ground. Lopez armor is now, maroon with a brown trim. Simmons starts to wake up and has his foot chained to a stone ball.

Simmons: (Moans) Ugh, what happened?

Lopez: >Hello.<

Simmons: What, am I dead? I see my body, am I in heaven?

Lopez: >I am taking your place on Red Team.<

Simmons: (Moans) Ugh, why is my body speaking Spanish? Oh no, did I go to Mexican heaven by mistake? That's like white people hell.

Lopez: >No. Replacing you is the only way I can get access to the equipment I need to research these quakes.<

Simmons: I knew it! You just wanted to become super popular so you take my place!

Lopez: >I wouldn't need to be super popular to do that.<

Simmons: You're gonna regret this Lopez.

Lopez leaves the cave, leaving Simmons alone inside.

Lopez: >I don't see how.<

Simmons: (Yelling) We'll all regret this!

Lopez: >That didn't even make sense!<

Red Base
To Sarge, Leo and Grif atop Red base.

Sarge: I still don't understand, how does more breaks make us more efficient?

Earthquake briefly occurs

Grif: It's simple, if we have less hours to do work, we got more done in less time. It's all ratios.

Leo: That doesn't make any sense.

Grif: It makes perfect sense! You two just quite understand it yet.

Leo: And I don't think we ever will.

Lopez comes walking on top of the base and stops besides the group.

Lopez: >Hello.<

Sarge: Simmons, where in Sam hell have you been?

Leo: (Suspiciously) And since when could speak Spanish?

Lopez: >Cave... studies and I looked on the internet to speak Spanish.

Grif: That can't be Spanish, he sounds weirder.

Sarge: Yeah, almost like he's speaking another foreign language, but he's speaking very slowly and clearly, so I understand what he means.

Grif: Me too.

Sarge: What have you been up to?

Lopez: >Oh you know. The usual human things like: urinating and getting math problems wrong for no reason.<

Leo: Hey! It's not our fault maths is hard!

Grif: Well, anyway it sounds boring.

Sarge: I didn't understand that one.

Grif: Me neither, but boring is always a safe bet with Simmons.

Sarge: Good point.

Leo: Hey Simmons, isn't always boring... half the time.

Lopez: >Please excuse me. I need to check out some equipment.<