#1
Chiron: What did I tell you two?
Leo: That we aren't allowed in the same room together without supervision.
Chiron: And why?
Percy: Because we were stupid enough to fire a cannon indoors.
#2
Aphrodite: Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?
Leo: Unfortunatly, Lady of Love, my one true love remains myself.
Aphrodite: At least you don't have to worry about rejecion, Leo Valdez.
Leo: Not necessarrily, I turn myself down occasionaly, just to keep things interesting.
Aphrodite: -_-
#3
Leo: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Hazel: Really? That's weird.
Leo: Yeah, we called it Bullshit
#4
If Leo became an Author:
Leo: How about a book about how hot I am?
(I'd read it)
#5
Calypso: It's cold
Leo: *Just heats himself up a but and walks closer to Calypso*
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Leo: It's cold.
Calypso: *Snorts* Who am I talking to again? Just heat yourself up. You have fire powers for god's sake.
#6 -I'm making this one up-
Elsa: The cold never bothered me anyway. *Ice powers, makes a castle.*
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Leo after watching frozen: The heat never bothered me anyway. *Tries to make a fire castle and nearly burns down the forest*
#7
The Valdez method
"Don't overthink it. It'll just make you depressed. In fact, ty not to think at all."
- Words of wisdom from Leonidas Valdez
#8
Calypso: Our can opener is broken.
Leo: So now its a can't opener?
[Sighs are heard from around Camp Half Blood]
#9
Annabeth: Navy Rules, Valdez. You're on my boat, you follow my rules.
Leo: I built this boat.
Annabeth: Yes, thank you for building my boat.
Leo: Imma cover the ship in spiders.
Annabeth: You wouldn't dare.
Leo: *Pulls a spider out of his toolbelt -how it got there? No clue-* Try me.
#10
Percy: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Grover: You are my award, Percy.
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Jason: You deserve an award for putting up with me, Leo.
Leo: Hell yeah I do, you're a real bitch sometimes.
Jason: -_-
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Leo Valdez
- Son of Esperanza Valdez and Hephaestus
Girlfriend: Calypso
Powers/Abilities: Morse code, Trilingual, Intelligence, Technokinesis, Pyrokinesis.
Weapon of choice: Hammer.
Age: 16 Sex: Male
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Leo is one of my favorite characters. I love Nico, Leo, Will, Reyna, and Thalia. Well, those are my favorites.
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