twenty-eight

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"joey chill, ur drunk" i pull away as fast as i could. "so you're saying if i wasn't drunk, you'd still be kissing me right now?" he smirked. "never once did any of those words cross my lips" i say shocked. he just chuckled. "alright sweets" he got out, i kinda wished he would've stayed.
i got home and literally put shorts on, fell over in my bed, and went to bed. well kinda, thought about the kiss a little, and if he's gonna remember it or not. probably not.

i woke up at 6:30 with my alarm going off, the joys of school. i feel like everyone says that, but it's fine. im a basic bitch lols. i barley did anything to get ready. hoodie, leggings, hair ina side ponytail= leilani's morning routine. i grabbed a fiber bar, keys, & got in my car. boy let me tell you was it freezing this morning. i felt like i was gonna go hypothermia. sorry. basic bitch again. little dramatic.
   i got to school & first thing was the beautiful joey birlem walking around. i got there kinda early today, surprisingly. i walked up to my friends instead of joe, kinda wanna ignore him until he walks up to me, kinda wanna run up to him and talk & make 1,000,000,000 babies. i mean uh wha- but seriously talk to him. "hey GiRlY pOpS" i say in a funky tone, which causes all the kids around mals locker to look at me. "hey SiSteRs" they said back lols.

joeybirlem; come over here

leilaniblue; jus a second

joeybirlem; now leilani

leilaniblue; damn dad chill

joeybirlem; i mean i can be ur dad-dy 🤧

leilaniblue; sorry i can't come over there now

joeybirlem; then ill come get you

"hello ladies and leah-" joey got cut off from leah. " suck a dick joey" she smirked at him. "i mean leilani can do that to me if she wants?" i blushed. i. fucking. blushed. here we go on the leilani and joey getting together again. thank you joey. "anyways i need to steal leilani for, well, until class starts, so bye" he says and we walk off but i can hear mal whisper-scream "yeah to go give you a sucky sucky" what the hell. "im gonna fucking kill you" i look at him. he smirked. of course. when does he not. that's the only look he has. "why" oh pull that card huh. "because they're gonna fucking start the loey stuff right back up again Joseph Birlem"  im still looking at him seriously.
   "well Leilani Baker are we gonna talk about last night or we gonna act like i don't remember?" what. the. shit.

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