TROLL J3WGISH

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  GC: SO WH4T'S UP F34RL3SS L34D3R?
GC: YOU H4V3N'T Y3LL3D 4T 4NYON3 FOR F1V3 WHOL3 M1NUT3S!
CG: ONE OF THE MEMOS
CG: THEN I TALKED TO PAST KANAYA
CG: I'VE JUST BEEN
CG: IT'S
CG: I KEEP THINKING ABOUT BEFORE
GC: WH3N W3 W3R3 PL4Y1NG?
CG: YES
CG: BUT
CG: BEFORE THAT TOO
CG: LIKE LAST SWEEP'S EVE
CG: REMEMBER? WHAT DID YOU DO FOR IT?
GC: TH4T 1S 4 T3RR1BLY OFF3NS1V3 TH1NG TO S4Y!
GC: >:(
CG: OH.
CG: RIGHT. YOUR LUSUS.
GC: >:( TH4T 1S NOT 1T 4T 4LL!
GC: WHY WOULD 1 C3L3BR4T3 SW33P'S 3V3?
GC: K4RK4T 1 4M TROLL J3WG1SH
GC: W3 DON'T R3COGN1Z3 YOUR P4G4N N3W Y34R
GC: W3 H4V3 OUR OWN B3TT3R ONE
CG: OH BULL FUCKING SHIT
CG: YOU ARE NOT
GC: Y3S 1 4M >:(
GC: YOU 4R3 SO 1NS3NS1T1V3
GC: 4ND D1SR3SP3CTFUL OF OTH3RS
GC: K4RK4T
GC: YOU W1LL N3V3R B3 4 GOOD L34D3R
GC: 1F YOU C4N'T R3SP3CT OTH3R'S B3L13FS
CG: I REPEAT:
CG: BULL
CG: FUCKING
CG: SHIT
CG: YOU JUST MADE THAT UP RIGHT NOW
CG: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT JEWGISH CUSTOMS
GC: 1T 1S S4D HOW B4DLY TROLL G3NG1L3S TR34T US
CG: TEREZI
CG: YOU HAVE CLEARLY NOT BOTHERED TO LEARN THIS
CG: SO LET ME BE CLEAR
CG: YOU FUCKING DRINK BLOOD YOU LYING PSYCHOTIC FUCKER
CG: SERIOUSLY YOU WERE NOMMING ON ME WHILE I WAS ASLEEP
CG: IT WAS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF KANAYA'S BOOKS
CG: FUCK YOU PROBABLY WANT TO GO HAVE BLOODY MAKEOUTS WITH VRISKA TOO
GC: TH4T 1S 4 T3RR1BL3 TH1NG TO S4Y
CG: WELL IMAGINE HOW I FELT WAKING UP THEN
CG: AND LET'S NOT GET INTO YOU AND THE
CG: "MMM L1COR1C3" THING
CG: FUCKING CREEPY IS WHAT
CG: SERIOUSLY DID YOU THINK I'D FORGET THAT
CG: THOUGH GOD KNOWS I'VE TRIED
GC: NO 1 M34N S4Y1NG TH4T 1 C4N'T B3 J3WG1SH
CG: HAHA RIGHT
CG: SO WHEN'S THIS NEW YEAR OF YOURS
GC: TH4T 1S 4 S3CR3T
GC: >:P
GC: 1'M NOT T3LL1NG 4 D1SR3SP3CTFUL G3NG1L3
GC: 4BOUT 4NY OF OUR HOL1D4YS
CG: YEAH RIGHT
CG: COME ON EVEN I KNOW BLOOD DRINKING IS TOTALLY NOT KOSHER
GC: W3LL 1 4M NOT 4 PR4CT1C1NG J3WG
GC: BUT 1T 1S MY H3R1T4G3 4ND 1 W1LL TH4NK YOU NOT TO D1SR3SP3CT 1T
GC: >:(
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HERITAGE
GC: 1T 1S TH3 TR4D1T1ON 1 W4S R41S3D 1N!
CG: YOU WERE BROUGHT UP BY A GODDAMN EGG!
GC: Y3S 3X4CTLY
GC: 1'M GL4D W3R3 ON TH3 S4M3 P4GE NOW
CG: ...
CG: OKAY YOU WIN
CG: YOU ARE OFFICIALLY TOO CRAZY TO ARGUE WITH
CG: I'M OFF TO DO SOMETHING
CG: LIKE ENDLESSLY PUSHING A ROCK UP A HILL
CG: OR TRYING TO GET NEPETA TO CUT OUT THE CAT PUNS
CG: SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE LIKE THAT
GC: >:]  

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