Horror shit and how to survive

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So I was listening to without me by Halsey if you haven't checked it out already check it out I've put the YouTube video up there it's an awesome song and while I was listening to it I came up with a plot for a one shot for a Cheater!freddy Krueger x Heartbroken! reader so it's sounds a bit depressing and all but I thought it was a good change I haven't done a one shot yet so comment if you want me to do it 😉 cause I know a few of you horror fangirls out there have a thing for Fredrick

Freddy: I'm gonna gut you like a fish!!

Ghostface: *whinges like a five year old brat* that's MY line MINE!!!!!

Jason: *facepalm & throws his machete at ghostie* *in mind* idiots

Ghostface: *dodges and imitates Auzzie accent* crikeys mate ya tryna kill me wit dat bloody thing r ya

Me: *eye roll* ok Steve Irwin cut the act now not all auzzies sound like that

Ghostface: whaddya bloody mean woman you got an accent alright and I see ya talking like this now how's the tucker coming along carrie *pronounces it Kerrie*

Carrie: *dramatic eyebrow raise 😳* erm... bai!!

Ghostface: wild animals the Lott of ya

Me: *eye twitch* if you don't stop I'll fucking murder ya

Ghostface: Oi whatcha tongue ya bogan

Me: AaaaAAaRGGHHhhH *smashes head against wall* *snaps his neck* GHOSTFACE YOUR ACCENT IS TERRRIBLLLE!!!!!

Ghostface: why don't ya go fetch me a cold one aye girlie since ya made my neck look it has no bones

Me: *slowly going insane* YOU FUCKING IDIOT GHOSTFACE IT LOOKS LIKE THAT CAUSE I SNAPPED ALL THE BONES!!!!WHERE THE FUCKS MICHAEL WHEN YOU NEEED HIM!!!

Ghostface: aww he's out in the scrub somewhere

Me:*dies* alright Fine ghostie  you make us ur special dish ok is that good with you

Ghostface: fair dinkum girlie your asking me to do something ya beauty alrighty then this'll be a piece of piss

Me:I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID IM OUT OF HERE oh but call me back when brekkies down

Ghostface: no worries Sheila I'll have it out in a jiffy

Me:*dissapears*

Michael: *walks through door here's ghostie talkin Aussie walks back out*

Saw: *in mind* holy shit this is ear torture hehe torture HEY HE CAN BE MY NEW TORTURE DEVICE AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* aha *cough* ergh I'm getting too old for this shet walks out*

Freddy: 😳 and I thought I was annoying shet I gotta learn of ghostie even I can't piss off Angel like that I'm losing my touch

Me: erm well that went a bit weird i was just getting ideas as I kept writing and it turned out like that well shit now my fingers hurt for typing furiously 😉 bai