Pisces ♓ Pulls over angrily
Cancer ♋: why did we stop?
Aquarius ♒: oh now you wanna wake up after drooling a river?
Cancer ♋: sorry, I can't help it...
Pisces ♓: LEO HURRY UP
Leo ♌: *frantically searching for a bush to pee in*
Libra ♎: I SEE LONDON
Aries ♈: I SEE FRANCE
Sagittarius ♐: I SEE LEO'S UNDERPANTS
Leo ♌: SHUT UP! I'M INSECURE
Aquarius ♒: *makes seductive howls and kissy noises*
Gemini ♊: SWEET ASS LEO
Leo ♌: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y'ALL
Leo ♌: *gets back inside the car*
Leo ♌: if anybody talk about what you just saw-
Sagittarius ♐: the birthmark on your left butt cheek? Nothing I haven't seen already ;)
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Zodiacs || ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ
Non-FictionA book full of relatable things and some short zodiac scenarios. Enjoy some relatableness :)) 📌Started: 03/07/18 📌Finished: 16/05/19
