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The signs when being kidnapped:-

Aries ♈: "Do you know who I am?"

Taurus ♉: *bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home*

Gemini ♊: *is the serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim*

Cancer ♋: "Lmao, why do you want to kidnap me?"

Leo ♌: "You just kidnapped me because I am pretty/handsome, didn't you"

Virgo ♍: "I hope wherever you are taking me is clean"

Libra ♎: *engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper*

Scorpio ♏: "If you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls"

Sagittarius ♐: *goes along with it and escapes when they are not looking*

Capricorn ♑: "This is not okay. . ."

Aquarius ♒: "You insecure little...You are a low life"

Pisces ♓: *comes up with a elaborate plan with backup and grenades*

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Capricorn ♑ is the only sane one here...