What If The Signs controlled the Weather?
Aries♈️: the floor is lava! Ah shit. . .
Taurus♉️: put a blanket of clouds in the sky. Much better.
Gemini♊️: Sunny, with a few clouds. Warm, yet windy. Not too humid, but not completely dry
Cancer♋️: a never ending, raining shithole
Leo♌️: sunny and clear, all day. Even the nights are sunny.
Virgo♍️: you know the four/six seasons? Fuck them, Autumn is the only season now.
Libra♎️: let it be.
Scorpio♏️: don't be surprised if deaths by lightning and hailstorms raise significantly.
Sagittarius♐️: let's just flood everything and end humanity already.
Capricorn♑️: basically, the world would be London in winter.
Aquarius♒️: do you want to build a snowman?
Pisces♓️: RAINBOWS! FUCKING RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE!
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Zodiacs || ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ
Non-FictionA book full of relatable things and some short zodiac scenarios. Enjoy some relatableness :)) 📌Started: 03/07/18 📌Finished: 16/05/19
