Kill Kiss or Marry Wings of Fire

Jade Winglet (including Carnelian)

"Moon, kill kiss or marry... Kinkajou, Umber, and Turtle?" Qibli asked.

"Well, that just threw gender out the window." Carnelian observed, glaring at the wall.

"You have NO IDEA." Kinkajou said.

"Fine, I'll just accept that I won't be dropping out any time soon. Kiss... Turtle. Kill Umber, sorry, but you aren't as close to me as Kink and Turtle. Marry Kinkajou."

"Oh my gosh! Why don't we do a special New Years thing where we have to do it?" Moon sighed.

"New Years was like, a week ago." Qibli pointed out.

"What's New Years?" Winter asked. Everyone stared at him. "A holiday." Carnelian said.

"What's a holiday?"

"Carnelian, Kill kiss marry Umber, Kinkajou, Turtle." Moon asked.

"Oh, yay, my turn. Uh... kill Turtle, kiss Umber, Marry Kinkajou. Uh... QIBLI! Kill kiss marry Turtle, Umber, and Kinkajou."

"Kill Turtle. I DIDN'T BREAK ANIMUS MAGIC, Turtle." Turtle winced. "Kiss Umber, Marry Kinkajou."

"Wow! I had no idea I was so liked!" Kinkajou said. "Now you have to do it.

Moon sighed and kissed Turtle. Then she whacked Umber upside the head with her tail until he died.

Carnelian glared at the wall. "No." She said.

Qibli kissed Umber (for Umbli purposes), and stabbed Turtle with his tail.

"Now TELL ME WHAT A HOLLY-DAY IS."