I walked towards the produce section eyeing the bananas.
Flies were circling them. I laid my hand on some bananas that had no flies on them.
Another man laid his hands on the same exact bananas.
I looked up, a skinny, tall, lanky, zombie looking man with a tennis racket stood in front of me.
I jumped in surprise.
He was glorious. I ran out of the produce section into the meat area. I was surrounded by low quality moldy ass meat.
He ran after me and put his hand on my shoulder. I was startled, I locked my eyes on him. He did the same to me. We stood before each other. I heard fast heavy footsteps heading our direction. A thicc short man stomped before the tall, skinny man.
"WALUIGI WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT STARING AT OTHER MEN!"
The skinny man's name was Waluigi. He looked down in sadness, his w-shaped mustache drooped.
"Im sorry Wario.."
"DON'T CALL ME THAT! CALL ME DADDY THICC!"
Waluigi blushed in embarrassment.
"Sorry D-daddy thicc..."
"Thats right!"
He pinched Waluigi's ear and dragged him out of the store.
I ran after him.
"NO WAIT!"
Wario grabbed a gun and pushed it against Shrek's forehead.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!"
I gulped.
Waluigi stood up curling his long slim fingers into fists.
"I'M TIRED OF YOUR ABUSE WARIO!"
"IT'S DADDY THIC-"
"I DON'T CARE!"
Wario pinched Waluigi harder.
"I'M GOING TO PUNISH YOU WHEN WE GET HOME!"
"LEAVE HIM ALONE!"
I roared with all my ogre might.
Wario locked eyes with mines in anger.
"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!"
Wario roared stomping his stubby leg in anger.
I noticed Wario had pockets full of gold.
"So you like money eh?"
Wario calmed down.
"I do...and?.."
"If I give you some money will you set Waluigi free?"
He tilted his head.
"How much?"
"$50"
"HAND IT OVER!"
I didn't trust handing it to him.
He might trick me.
I threw my wallet into the middle of the road.
"WAHH MY CASH!"
Wario ran after the cash.
A car then rammed into him.
But instead of getting ran over, he bounced and broke though Fiona's bedroom window.
A scream came from the home.
Waluigi looked at me.
Admiration and affection present in the small black orbs he had for eyes.
"T-thank you....Shrek"
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Shrekigi
RomanceEvery night he appears. Standing on my weak fan on pointe, as graceful and as elegant as a prisma ballerina. He's mysterious. He's beautiful. He's Shrekigi. My King. Warnings- Pretty gross at times <3 Death Blood Broken bones Suicide Depression Vor...
Love.
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