Tainted :〔Diabolik Lovers Fan-fiction〕|| EDITING ||

Awkward Moments

He finally reached her and and put her hand on his shoulder. Kameko could tell how her hand was giving him discomfort.

“Kanato.. I think it’s time…. To talk to Teddy.. about the birds and the bees..” She gestured him solemnly, glancing at the bear.

“WHAT? WHY?!” He was going cuckoo.

“It’s because, last night- “she paused for dramatic effect, “I caught him sleeping with your stuffed bunny”

HAIR

 

Today, Shuu was asleep on the couch in the mansion- like any other day.

It was only a mere coincidence that Kameko was sitting in the same room, only a mere five meters away.

She slowly inched closer to the blonde vampire until she was only an arm’s length away. Her hand began to make contact with the arm rest on the side of the couch. It was almost there, until Shuu moved his head.

‘He chooses now to move?!’

Her hand, was now, on the top of his head. Alarmed by the sudden contact, she pulled back and stared at her palm.

She jumped off the chair her butt was making a dent into, and began heading out the door.

“Where… are you… going..?” Shuu was awake now, and sounding pretty darned pissed for being woken up.

“To buy a better shampoo. It’s bad enough that you’re all taller than me; there is no way in hell are you getting more voluminous hair than me either!” She felt the tips of her hair as she stepped out the door.

SUGAR CUBES

 

It was a typical day in the Mukami household. Kameko decided to pay the four brothers a visit. After spending a few hours with Yuuma, it was noon. The mansion was quiet; not a single vampire awake. Until two voices filled the morning.

“DO YOU LIKE SUGAR CUBES?”

“HELL YEAH I LIKE SUGAR CUBES. DO YOU LIKE SUGAR CUBES?”

“I LIKE SUGAR CUBES. DO YOU LIKE SUGAR CUBES?”

“OF COURSE I LIKE SUGAR CUBES. WHAT ABOUT YOU?”

“SUGAR’S MY FRIEND. HELL YEAH I LIKE SUGAR CUBES.”

Someone hiccupped, “SUGARRRRRRRR.”

“I LOVE SUGAR OH SO MUCH. ISN’T SUGAR GREAT, YUUMA?”

“SUGAR’S FANTASTIC. IT’S THE BEST.”

The other three members of the family were getting annoyed, especially Kou; he had a photo shoot scheduled.

“PIPE DOWN.” Surprisingly, it wasn’t Ruki who said that; Azusa did.

“…But we like sugar…” Were the last words of the morning.

 

TONGUE-TWISTERS

Kameko was going crazy, scratch that, she was going mentally insane.

“She sold seashells by the seashore; the shells she sells are shurley-“ She grit her teeth. This was the thirty-seventh failure.

“She shold-“ Make that thirty-eight.

“Maybe I should talk slower.” Kameko decided, “She. Sold. Sea. Shells. By. The. Seashore. The. Shells. She. Sells. Are. Surely. Seashores. So. If. She. Sells. Shells. On. The. Seashore. I’m. Sure. She. Sells. Seashore. Shells.

Smiling at her victory, she tried the darned tongue-twister one more time, “She sold seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashores. So if she sells shells on the seashore-“ ‘One more line!’ “- I’m sure she sells sheashore sells.”

“No! No. Stupid seashells, nobody cares!” Kameko said, storming around the empty living room.

“Why are you making such a ruckus in the living room?”

“Oh, I’ll tell you why I’m making such a ruckus.” She took a large step towards Reiji.

He pushed his glasses up with one hand, and shook his newly made potion vigorously, “Please do.”

“Suggest why she should sell seashells by the seashore when she could simply stoop down to pick them up for free? That’s not how she should run a business! The people who buy these things are probably doing it out of pity!” She rambled.

Reiji stayed silent for a moment, before answering, “She’s sold seashells by the seashore since smooth, shapely seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells, searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

“. . . What. . .?” Kameko couldn’t believe her ears.

“Is there a problem?” Reiji asked, “Would you like me to say it three times fast?”

Hello, hello (^･o･^)ﾉ” ~! This wasn’t supposed to be an awkward moments, but THIS DARN COMPUTER DELETED MY NEWLY WRITTEN CHAPTER (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

 

Lol, side note, I have no idea why Kameko and the Mukami brothers are so chummy, DIDN’T THEY TRY TO INITIATE AN ABDUCTION? Meh, screw it.

 

Whatever, I guess I’ll just rewrite it, no biggie ╮ (─▽─)╭  

 

HEH. I’M GOING CRAZY. REMEMBER TO COMMENT AND VOTE AS I SLAM MY FACE IN FRONT ON THE KEYBOARD.

 

((This l’il shit ->> 【Computer】pisses me off.))