Killer: DID U CHEAT ON ME!?!?!?
Dust: NO.
Dust: I SMACCED HIM SO HARD HE CHOKED ON HIS TACOS!
Error: how is that possible
Susie: C'mon...even I realized that this place doesn't have any logic.
Killer: is he dead?
Dust: uh....no??
Killer: Welp! I'll be back soon! *opens a portal*
Dust: GODDAMMIT KILLER!! *tackles Killer and makes him close the portal*
Cross: ...
Cross: What a perfectly good waste of tacos.
transformers1293
I dare Nightmare to be nice and give Dream a 'present' because darn it, he's still your brother wether you like it or not. Chances are Dream will have something for you, too.
Nightmare: AW REALLY?! DO I HAVE TO?!?!?!
Cross: yes.
Nightmare: What?? Why are you on their side??
Cross: I'm not!! It's a nice thing to do!
Nightmare: PFFT EXACTLY WHY I SHOULDN'T DO IT!!
Cross: just go before I slap your a*s to the moon
Nightmare: FIIIIIIINE. But only for you.
Cross: *smiles* Ya big goof.
Nightmare: *opens a portal* stupid Dream and his face and his stupid bow and his stu-
Dream: Nightmare? What are you...
Dream: OH NO. GO AWAY BEFORE YOU SET SOMETHING ELSE ON FIRE.
Nightmare: I'm not going to set anything on fire...even if I REALLY want to...
Dream: Then...why are you here?
Nightmare: *hands Dream a tiny box*
Dream: Huh? *opens it, and finds a golden brooch that's shaped like a star*
Dream: AWW! This is so cool! Thank's brother!
Nightmare: Tsk, whatever.
Dream: Actually, I have something for you too!
Nightmare: ...why??
Nightmare: You didn't even know I was coming!!
Dream: I've kept it, in case you did. *runs off to get it*
Nightmare: ugh, he's so stupid.
Dream: *runs back* I didn't have time to package it, but here you go! *hands Nightmare a necklace with a silver crescent moon on the end*
Nightmare: *takes it* That...*looks away*
Nightmare: *mumbles* whatever...
Dream: *smiles* Aw, I knew you'd like it!!
Nightmare: *glares at Dream* I DO NOT!! Who...WHO WEARS NECKLACES ANYWAYS!! I'M NOT A GIRL!!
Dream: That's...kind of sexist
Nightmare: I DON'T CARE YOU'RE STUPID *sets Dream's new tree on fire and storms out*
Dream: ...
Dream: frick.
Oreo_Playz
I dare killer to sing all i want for christmas is food
Killer: Ooh, good idea!
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