DBH Memefics (And more)

Christmas Gifts: With Everyone

Leo: And a glorious death that was. -Still staring-

Simon: And I was lucky enough to get away. Some soccer mom almost bought me.

Josh: Well, what's important is that we all got each other.

North: -Nods and smiles-

Josh: Now who wants the last bag of cookies?

Leo: ......

North: ......

Markus: ....

Simon: ......

O Fortuna plays again as Josh is trampled for cookies. Daniel gets to them first and is slaughtered as a result. Emma watches with glee, enjoying the bloodshed.

Meanwhile with Kara's Family...

Ralph is at the doorstep, as giddy as ever with a fruit cake in his hands. He rings the bell and the Alice opens it up with a smile, letting him in. As he enters the living room, he hears the yelling of an upset soccer mom, but pays no mind.

Ralph: Happy Christmas!

Kara: THIS IS BULLSHIT! IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU, I COULD'VE GOTTEN THAT NEW SEXY ANDROID BOY!

Luther: LIKE HELL I'D LET YOU REPLACE ME!

Alice: Technically, she already did. She's already invited Ralph.

Luther: ....-Glares at Ralph-

Ralph: -Stands there smiling-

Luther: -Tries to strangle Ralph- YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I'LL KILL YOU!

Alice: Oh! Fruit cake! -Takes cake and runs-

Kara: Aw...why have a fruit cake when we already have you Ralph. -Hugs Ralph-

Ralph: Ralph's a cake!

Luther: Besides your ex.

Kara: Oh no, he's just a corn cake.

Todd: -Walks by drunk- Tis the season to be...wasted. -Passes out-

Alice: -Whispers something in Luther's ear-

Luther: -Nods- Well then, I guess I'll just eat somebody else's cake.

Kara: Don't you dare! -Trips over wire trying to fight Luther and tree falls on her-

Luther: Hahaha! Loser! -Does The L-

Alice: Woo!

Kara: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE BOTH ON MY SH*T LIST! -Chases after Luther-

Jerry: -Appears in the living room- Family. Let us not fight. Let us drink, and be merry.

Luther: Who invited you!?

Alice: -Is suddenly a teen- I did! He's my new boyfriend now!

Ralph: Say WHAAAAAT?

Alice: And he's gonna make me pregnant! Now I can be the perfect mom like Kara!

Kara: -Laughs- Oh how cute...

Jerry: I love children.

Ralph: Ralph loves revolution.

Luther: Jerry! Don't do it or else in a few years you're gonna get this! -Points to Kara-

Kara: ....what did I do?

Luther: You gave me a bad case of blue balls!

Kara: They were like that from the start!

Luther: Begone thot! -Slaps Kara-