Ariel: ACHOOOOO!
Mike: Ariel, your sick. Why did you come to work?
Ariel [sickly]: Lemme tell ya somethin'... I AM FINE-D
Mike: There is no 'D' at the end of 'fine'.
Ariel [annoyed]: I'm fine-d. I'm fine-d. It's a really hard word of say, ok?!
Mike [sarcastically]: Sure....
Erin walks in with a gas mask.
Ariel: Uh.. Erin?
Erin: Yes?
Ariel: Why are you wearing a gas mask?
Erin: Because! I don't wanna get your plague!
Ariel [mumbles]: Germaphobe.
Ariel gets an evil idea.
Ariel [innocently]: Oh~ you're absolutely right. Don't want to get my favorite sister *whispers* and my only sister *normal* to get sick AH-AH-ACHOOOOO *sneezes in Erin's gas mask "accidentally"*
Erin [freaks out]: AHH AH AH HA AH AHAAGGGG!!!!
Erin runs into the office out of paranoia and fear.
Erin: JEREMY! HIDE ME!!!
Jeremy: Erin? What happened? Why are you freaking out?
Erin: ARIEL TRIED TO GIVE ME HER PLAGUE!!!Jeremy: Ariel has a plague?
Erin: YES! AND I'M SCARED!!
Mike: Erin, you're scared of everything.
Erin [offended]: AM NOT~!! *sneezes on Mike*
Mike [angry]: HEY! GO SNEEZE ON SOMEONE ELSE!
At the main room.
woodcomics: Ariel just take the soup!
Ariel: Nope! I told you, I'm fine-d!
woodcomics: Your nose is running and your voice is weird.
Ariel: I disagree.
woodcomics: C'mon! It's delicious!
Ariel: How do you know?
woodcomics: Because it's Chinese.
Ariel: How is that relevant?
woodcomics [annoyed]: Just take it!
Ariel: I'm not sick! Also, I hate soup.
woodcomics: *dramamtically gasps* HOW DARE YOU OFFEND THE SOUP!
Ariel: And I thought I was the dramatic one...
Back to Erin.
Erin sneezes on Rockstar Chica.
Rockstar Chica: Aye! Why ya sneezin' on me?
Erin: I don't know.
Rockstar Chica: Well, go! Shoo!
Erin sneezes Funtime Freddy all the way to China.
Funtime Freddy: Hey, Bon-Bon.. where are we? Oh! A wall! Let's go say hi!
Bon-Bon [annoyed, mumbling]: Why do I have to get stuck on this doofus's hand?
Erin sneezes on Mangle.
Mangle: Erin~! Seriously? Mike and Jeremy just put me back together! I don't want to get torn apart because of your sickness!
Erin: Uh.. sorry Mangle.
Mangle: I guess it's ok...
All the animatronics gather around.
Foxy: Ok! Who's thee blunderin' scalleywag who made us all sick, eh?
Ariel: I'm pretty sure it was me-?!
woodcomics [sadly]: It was me.. I got everyone sick.
Rockstar Chica: How could ya?!
Freddy: woodcomics! Alpha! You two are hereby banned from the pizzeria until we all get better!
woodcomics: Alright.. c'mon Alpha. Let's go.
Ariel & Mike glare at the animatronics.
Freddy [confused]: What?
Ariel: Freddy that's an unreasonable punishment! Why did you have to punish her?
Freddy: She got us all sick!
Mike: Freddy... that was Ariel.
Freddy: Really?
Mike: Yea.
Freddy: Holy crap! WAIT! woodcomics! WE'RE SORRY!!
Freddy and the rest of the animatronics chase after woodcomics & Alpha.
Ariel: Then why did woodcomics say she was the one who got everyone sick?
Mike: I think she just wanted a one-way ticket out of here.
woodcomics [yelling, from a distance]: I JUST WANTED TO DEFEND MY FRIEND!!
Mike: Wow, what a good friend.
Ariel: Well, she's a Libra sooo..
Mike: How is a Libra friends with an Aries?
Ariel: How did you know my zodiac sign?
Mike: I figured.
Ariel: Y'know if I wasn't sick, I wouldn't hesitate to hit you with the shovel.
Mike: If my head didn't hurt like hell right now I would headbutt you.
Ariel: In your dreams.
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In case you didn't notice my best (and only) friend woodcomics suggested this! I also got a little inspiration from a TV Show that I LOVE! But, I'll make this harder for you and make you guess. Isn't life grand? Anyway, hope you all are having or had a great winter break! I will make a Christmas one.. I just forgot lol. Please vote and/or comment! Thank you!
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
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