Kitchen explodes.
Ariel: Rockstar Chica! What the hell (heck) was that?
Rockstar Chica: Sorry par'ner! Was just makein' some soup. That's all.
Ariel [suspiciously]: What type of soup?
Rockstar Chica: My specialty! Yall'll soon find out.
Ariel [suspiciously]: Alright...
Mike: Where is it?
Rockstar Chica: Right here, folks *carries pot of disgusting looking soup*
Ariel: Uh... what is that?
Rockstar Chica: It's the soup, obviously! Now lets eat.
Erin [whispers to Ariel]: Permission to jump out a window?
Ariel [whispers to Erin]: No. Lets just... eat it for Rockstar Chica's sake.
Erin [whispers to Ariel]: Hold up, I thought you hated her after blowing up the kitchen almost ten times!
Ariel [whispers to Erin]: Don't remind me.
Mike, Ariel, and Erin try the soup.
Erin: OMG! I think I'm going to die! This soup is EVIL!
Mike: Oh gosh... what is this new torture I'm experiencing?
Rockstar Chica: So.... what do you think? Good?
Mike [mad]: Good?! You think this is-
Ariel: I have one positive about this.
Erin & Mike [confused]: You do?!
Ariel: Yeah. I'm actually surprised I didn't die yet. That's improvement!
Rockstar Chica: So... does that mean you like it?
Ariel: Like it? Hell (heck) no. *pushes bowl of soup away*
Rockstar Chica [disappoionted]: Aww.....
Ariel: You'll get it. Just not now. Or ever.
Mike [sacrastically]: Wow. So inspirational. I need lessons from you.
Ariel: Sure!
Erin [concerned]: Guys...
Mike: Really?
Ariel: No!
Erin [annoyed]: Guys!
Mike [pouty]: You're not nice.
Erin [yelling]: GUYS!
Mike & Ariel [yelling]: WHAT?!
Erin: Look... *points at the soupy monster behind them*
Mike [scared]: Uh.... what should we do?
Ariel: We hug it.
Mike [terrifyed]: What?! Are you crazy?
Ariel [mad]: No! We run you idiot!
Rockstar Chica: Ahhhh! Wh-where we goin'?! What do we do with this... thing?!
Ariel: I don't know! But I do know one thing.
Rockstar Chica: And what's that?
Ariel: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Mike: Lets run first, then you can kill her.
Ariel: Fine!
Erin: I told you it was evil!!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
De TodoThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
