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Freddy: Why does Ariel have so many friends?
Ariel: What? It's a bad thing to have a better social life than killer animatronics?
Freddy: Um... yes?
Ariel: *rolls eyes*
Foxy: Hey, uh, lass... how many friends do you have?
Ariel: Does it matter?
Po: *dashes up to Foxy* SHE HAS A LOT!!!
Bonnie Mainecoon: Why? Have a problem with that?
Foxy: No, no problem matey.
Bonnie Mainecoon: I'm Bonnie, Bonnie Maincoon.
Bonnie: Hey, you have the same name as me!
Bonnie Mainecoon: Except I'm female, and you're male. And I'm a cat.
Bonnie: Awwww~ the wittle kitty want some attention??
Bonnie Mainecoon: Don't. You. Dare!
*Bonnie picks up Bonnie Mainecoon and pets her*
Jimmy: Uh... sir. Please put down the cat. If you don't she'll probably claw your eyes out.
Withered Bonnie: AND LOOK LIKE ME!!!
Bonnie: Get out of here Withered Bonnie!
Bonnie Mainecoon: You should listen to Jimmy. He doesn't lie, at least not often.
Bonnie: B-but you're sooo cute!!!
Bonnie Mainecoon: Don't call me cute!
Bonnie: Why not? You are!
Bonnie Mainecoon: Does everyone nowadays think all cats are cute?
Bonnie: Uh... ya. This is a common thing.
Bonnie Mainecoon: Well, I DON'T THINK SO!
*Bonnie Mainecoon punches Bonnie*
Bonnie: Ow! What was that for?
Bonnie Mainecoon: For calling me cute!
Bonnie: Noted... don't call crazy southern cats cute!
Bonnie Mainecoon: Thank you.
Jimmy: You ok Bonnie?
Bonnie: Ya...
Jimmy: I meant our Bonnie. This is gonna get confusing real quick.
Bonnie Mainecoon: Ya. I'm fine partner. Thanks for askin'.
Moofy: Woo! You are strong, girl!
Bonnie: Thanks.
Jimmy: Ya! You were like: CAAAA PWOW! And-and you *points at Bonnie* were like: OWWWWW! And she was like: "Don't call me cute!"
Bonnie: Annnnnnnd that's my embarrassing day summed up.
Freddy: Uh... who are all of you exactly?
Po: Who are we? Who. Are. We???
Amber: Be nice, Po. We are Team Amazing.
Po: Name's Po. Super cat of super speed and electricity!
Freddy: You mean like Sonic?
Po: Sonic?! No, not like that stupid blue hedgehog!
Sonic: Stupid?!
Freddy [annoyed]: Oml, HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE!?
Ariel: Uh... moving on...
Moofy: What up, dudes? I'm Moofy, the cybernetic cat!
Tigriss: Hey, really nice to meet you all. And may I say, this is quite a lovely pizzeria.
Ariel [nervous]: Yes... of course...
Ariel: Anyways, I'm obviously Ariel. Weilder of-
Balloon Boy: SHOVEL LADY!!!!
Ariel: No, BB! I'm not Shovel Lady! I am Ariel! Wielder of the Elements! I can cook all of you to a crisp if I wanted to. Or make the sky rain hard on you!
Jimmy: I'm Jimmy Malinois, the police dog!
Bonnie Mainecoon: Bonnie Mainecoon! The maine coon of justice that drops on villians harder than a falling tree!
Maggie: Hey! Me again!
Freddy: Hey, Maggie.
Foxy: Kung Fu girl!
Amber: Nice to see you all again. I'm Amber and I'm the hybrid commander of the team.
Freddy: Don't you mean leader?
Amber: Eh, I like the sound of Commander Amber more.
Freddy: Fair.
Purple Guy [smugly]: Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Ariel: Not again.. I told you! Get out before I turn you into a 3-course meal!
Purple Guy: Geez calm down. I just wanted to say hi!
Moofy: And you do that with a knife?
Purple Guy: Uh.... what knife? *hides knife behind back*
Moofy: So... do you work here or...?
Ariel: I fired him about a month ago and he's still here trying to kill us!
Maggie: Should I kick him again?
Ariel: Hold on, let me get my shovel.
Purple Guy: Oh no! Not that!
Ariel [teasingly]: Oh, what's wrong? Scared of a little girl?
Purple Guy: I'd say scared is more of an understatement.
Ariel: Let's keep it that way.
Bonnie Mainecoon: Permission to send this guy flying out the front doors?
Ariel [smugly]: Granted.
*Bonnie Mainecoon & Maggie kick Purple Guy out the door*
Maggie: There. That should take care of him.
Springtrap: Why you-
*same thing happens*
Bonnie Mainecoon & Maggie: What? He was creepy.
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
