My Next door Jerk ( #Wattys2016 )

Chapter Twenty one ( He Is not Jealous ! Is He ? )

I Heard some noise in the morning while I was in bed .. I thought that It was Just a dream.. but then I heard  some one screaming " Hell !! Fire !! "  I Jumped from my bed shocked and  ran downstairs to see what the hell was going downstairs when I reached the last step I  saw Danny in the kitchen and fire coming from a bowl on the cooker .. I ran fast , took the bowl and threw it in the tub and opened the water to Extinguish the fire .. when it was over I looked at Danny with a killing look .. and he pretended that he couldn't see me .. 
 
" can You Explain this !! " I said loudly 
" Who ?! Me ?!  Are you talking to me ?! " he asked like an Innocent child 
" No ! Your ghost ! " I answered Really really angry 
" Well ! I don't know where is my ghost now ! when he comes I will let you meet him " he said coldly 
" Damn Danny !! stop acting like that ! what made you make all this mess !! " I said in an angry voice 
" I wanted to  make breakfast ! I was hungry ! what's wrong with that ! " he said as he sat on one of  the chairs around the kitchen table 
" Nothing ! You was about to burn the house that's all ! " I said pretending that it wasn't a big deal to make fun of him 
" Oh ! I knew it !! I am a really good cook .. You should know that ! " he said proudly 
" Come on You can't even Make a breakfast !! where's Mum ! why didn't you ask her make you a breakfast ?! " I asked him 
" She went to her work ... so did You Father and Tom went to school .. and about the breakfast thing .. she had made me some sandwiches but I wasn't hungry then so Tom ate them .. " HE answered me 
" And who Is gonna make you breakfast now ?!! "  I asked him 
" You ! " he said as he raised an eyebrow 
" What ! I am not your Maid anymore ! " I said as I began to walk away from the kitchen 
" well ! I will try to make my own breakfast again " he said as he stood from his chair and walked towards the cooker .. 
" Freeze !! Do not move one step ! Freeze !! " I shouted at Danny while he began to laugh " I will make you food you Just sit here or You will put the whole house on fire " I continued 

" Alright ! " Danny said as he raised his hands up in the air and smirked 
" You are such a devil " I said as I opened the fridge and took two eggs and some cheese
" I can help ! " he said smiling 
" Really ?! what can you do ? Put food on fire ? " I said making fun of him  
" Oh come one ! It was an accident ! What are you going to cook ?? " he asked 
" I will make you an omelette with cheese .. " I said as  I started cooking 
" Okay .. I will Make the salad then " he said 
" That's all you can do .. Salad " I said in a funny voice
" It's the most Delicious salad you can ever Taste " he said like a professional chef 
" Yeah , Yeah Whatever makes you sleep at night " I said as I put the omelette on the plates 
" I sleep like a baby .. well the salad is all done .. now we can Eat Bonne abêtit " he said in the same way of the chef 
" You are funny Danny .. I can tell you " I said as I laughed a little 
" Every Girl Tells me That " he said  proudly as he take a bite from his food 
" Yeah Right ! As you used to have so many girlfriends .. I knew that " I said as I ate some from my plate 
" Well , Yeah .. And My Girl now days also Says that ! It's a fact that Can't be denied " he smirked 

His Girl ! I didn't know that he had a girlfriend at the moment ! I thought that he was single !! A volcano of Questions  was going to explode inside my head but I acted that I didn't hear his words .. 

" I am done with that .." I said as I went to wash the plate 
" Yeah , Me too .. Thanks anyway for the breakfast It was Kind of Delicious ! " he said as he threw his plate in the tab and walked away 
" Kind of !! Hey Wait ! Now you have to wash your own plate .. Remember I am not your .. " I raised an eyebrow 
" Servant " Danny continued for me as he came back to the kitchen and came near the water tab " Let me Do it " he said as he pushed me with his body 
" Let me finish what I am doing first " I said as I pushed him too 
" I said let me do it  First " Danny said as he pushed me again 
" Ladies First  , Gentle Man ! " I said as I threw some soap foam at his face 
" okay .. " he said as he removed the foam from his face  I went closer to the water tab to wash the dishes but he held the water with his hand and make it spray on my face an shirt 
" Hell ! Danny what did you do that ! " I shouted so he stopped 
" Ops ! sorry !! " he laughed when he looked at me wet .. 
" I am gonna change and you will wash that dishes all by yourself ! " I said as I I ordered him like a Mammy then walked away ..
" That What I wanted from the beginning ! " he yelled while I walked upstairs to change My clothes.
when I went downstairs again I found Danny watching TV.. Ididn't say anything I Just walked to the backdoor to water the grass and flowers and Do the gardening things ...We Grew Roses and some other types of flower which I don't know their names but The looked beautiful and That's the important Thing ..I was  by the Door when Danny Stopped Me ..