hamburger: hey man sorry about last night
eugenebang: what for?
hamburger: well, y'know,,, falling asleep in the middle of the movie and all
eugenebang: it's fine! like fr i didn't care
eugenebang: i got to finish the ice cream once i stole it from your unsuspecting arms
hamburger: i feel attacked, victimized, and also betrayed
eugenebang: you snooze, you lose, pardner
hamburger: yOu sNoOzE yOu lOsE
eugenebang: oh no!!!! not the random capitalization!!!!! the ultimate form of comeback!!!!!! i've been weakened!!!!!!
hamburger: u absolute dicc i'm trying to apologize
eugenebang: u aBsOlUtE diCc
hamburger: gOTCHA YOU DID IT TOO
eugenebang: for christ's sake
eugenebang: at least mine was funny
hamburger: i completely disagree with you
hamburger: also i might have to have you over again,,, since i kinda slept through the movie
eugenebang: "kinda"
hamburger: :((((
eugenebang: look it up on sparknotes dummy
hamburger: 1) sparknotes is for books, 2) how dare you insinuate that cold, dead words on a screen accurately simulate the immersive experience of film, and 3) we could hang out again so it'd be fun
eugenebang: 11/10 argument (bonus point for the oxford comma)
hamburger: you
hamburger: absolute
eugenebang: "dicc" i know
hamburger: i was gonna say wonderful friend who appreciates my proper use of grammar
eugenebang: mhmmmmm
hamburger: but fr wanna come over again??
eugenebang: sure
eugenebang: got nothing else to do
hamburger: busy tonight??
eugenebang: nope tonight sounds good
hamburger: you sure you wanna spend two nights in a row at my apartment?
eugenebang: yeah lol i don't mind it's actually kinda nice
eugenebang: the smell of liquor isn't permanently embedded in the walls like mine so that's a definite plus
hamburger: even at the risk of me falling asleep again??
eugenebang: it's fine you looked cu|
it's fine you loo|
it's fine y|
eugenebang: it's fine :)
hamburger: yay!!! 10pm
hamburger: u bring food this time i'm poor n i gotta have enough to renew my netflix subscription
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eugene's hands still as his head drops into them. what the hell is he getting himself into? he wouldn't dream of sending that text.
so why did he even type it?
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um wow okay so zach's gf (we love that for him)
and the fUCKING LAP VIDEO I'M SOBBING
WHEN KEITH WAS LIKE "IN THOSE FAN FICTION VIDEOS YOU CAN TELL EUGENE AND I AREN'T TOTALLY ACTING"
i cackled
anyway merry crimbo
love u all
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pandemonium » try guys group chat
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