ne(r)d: sup
eugenebang: hey lol
ne(r)d: how's it hangin'
hamburger: wow ok
ne(r)d: isn't that what the cool dads say
kornbread: it's a no from me
eugenebang: yeah definitely n o
hamburger: bold of you to assume you're a """cool dad"""
ne(r)d: i! am! too! cool!
kornbread: u can exclaim! all! you want! but it won't! make! you! any! cooler!!1!
ne(r)d: look i'm just here to say hi to my three best friends, not be attacked for my status
hamburger: dude you literally take pride in being the mom friend
eugenebang: you coulda just turned around and said hi to us because we all share the sAME GODDAMN OFFICE
ne(r)d: well yeah but don't friends do that?? y'know, when they're edgy???
kornbread: no
hamburger: no
eugenebang: keep makin' those spreadsheets, buckaroo
eugenebang: we've got a business to run
ne(r)d: why do i even try
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pandemonium » try guys group chat
Fanfiction+hamburger has added ne(r)d, eugenebang, & kornbread to the chat ! hamburger: hey guysssssss kornbread: ur drunk aren't u eugenebang: nto as durnk as mee ne(r)d: already i want to leave +eugenebang changed the group name to 'the try guys™' ! hambur...
