eugenebang: i need help
majesty: hey hoe
rynosaur: shane be nice
majesty: whatever
rynosaur: and stop pouting
rynosaur: i know you are
eugenebang: yuck stop being so married for .02 seconds
eugenebang: actually wait no bc i need advice,,, about,,, emotional stuff
majesty: well i nEVER
rynosaur: sure pal what's up??
eugenebang: so uhhh i've kinda just realized i think someone's cute
eugenebang: it's kinda problematic tbh and i've got no clue of what to do
majesty: well you must be s u p e r lost if you decided to get advice from other people; more specifically, us
rynosaur: is it a guy or girl??
eugenebang: guy :/
majesty: ofc it's a guy, ryan, this is yang we're talkin' about
rynosaur: shANE BE NICE
eugenebang: well i mean he's not wrong
majesty: so who is this mystery guy ??
eugenebang: uhhhhh wellll
eugenebang: please don't laugh
rynosaur: we would never !! we're here to help !
eugenebang: promise not to tell ?
majesty: yeah, yeah, out with it already
eugenebang: okay,,,,,
eugenebang: it's keith
majesty: hOLY SHIT I KNEW IT
eugenebang: wow is it that obvious ??
majesty: well i mean you are spending like all your free time together
eugenebang: well he had a breakup, so i'm keeping his lonely ass company
rynosaur: i don't know about you, but it seems pretty telling that you're the one he wanted to help him get through this
rynosaur: he's had quite a while to get over becky and yet he still wants to hang out with you constantly
eugenebang: that's ridiculous
majesty: no that's LOVE, BITCH
eugenebang: no for real he's v much straight
eugenebang: plus we're best friends. it's normal to hang out !
rynosaur: true, but it's almost constant
rynosaur: just stay aware,,, i think he likes you
majesty: i second that, sugar
eugenebang: ew @ you two
eugenebang: and okay... i still think you're high but whatever
eugenebang: i'll keep you posted bc emotional stuff is way too draining for this korean-american
majesty: have fun, loverboy
eugenebang: ugh ew see you at lunch tmrw
rynosaur: bye eugene !! try not to overthink things !!
majesty: and remember that emotions are a normal part of daily life !!
eugenebang: i'm leaving
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