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ne(r)d: i see u hangin with the bfu boiz at lunch instead of mE AND ZACH, YOUR LIFELONG FRIENDS

eugenebang: okay first of all we've been friends maybe four years
eugenebang: second, despite your wishes, i actually have a social life outside of y'all

ne(r)d: harsh

hamburger: methinks i see a single, anguished tear rolling down zachary's cheek

kornbread: DON'T CALL ME ZACHARY
kornbread: WAIT I'M NOT WEAK I DON'T CRY SADNESS WHOMST ??

eugenebang: whatever you say, kid

hamburger: too bad i have a different lunch than the rest of you; i hate missing out on all this drama

ne(r)d: tru but at least you get caught up afterwards

hamburger: yeah fr who thought it was a good idea to give us the same office space this place is a mess

kornbread: actually, i strive to create a pleasantly aesthetic environment in my good jewish cubicle, replete with visually stunning decoration and excellent use of space

hamburger: sorry, i don't speak interior design

eugenebang: lmao

ne(r)d: anyway, what were you talking to ryan and shane about during lunch @ korean boi

eugenebang: none of ur beeswax @ ginger married boi

hamburger: the potential for intelligent insults is so high right now, and yet you conTINUE to waste it

ne(r)d: shush @ freakishly tall man with big mouth,,, boi

hamburger: wow REAL good one there
hamburger: i applaud you

ne(r)d: hmph

eugenebang: all right, you two

kornbread: i still wanna know why you didn't sit with us at lunch

eugenebang: because i have other friends i haven't had a good conversation with in a while and wanted to do so !!

ne(r)d: well it seemed like a big deal to me
ne(r)d: and i seem to recall shane screaming something about love ?? and you ?? i could hear him across the entire cafeteria

eugenebang: ummm it's a no from me

kornbread: tEA

hamburger: give us the goss, gene !!

eugenebang: ew gene is THE worst name i've ever heard also we are NOT in the 80s anymore, pal

hamburger: wonderful, i'll be sure to call you gene as often as possible now

eugenebang: i want death

ne(r)d: i'm gonna get to the bottom of this
ne(r)d: heaven knows you're far too lonely

eugenebang: there's nothing to "get to the bottom" of
eugenebang: i'd tell you guys if i liked someone, wouldn't i ??

kornbread: ,,,

ne(r)d: ^

hamburger: ^^

eugenebang: ughhh you guys
eugenebang: i promise it's nothing
eugenebang: he was probably talking about how much he loves ryan; you know how gross they can be

ne(r)d: i heard your name tho

eugenebang: it's literally nothing,, he was just being dumb as usual

ne(r)d: *eyes narrow*

eugenebang: oh god not the asterisks

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i finally forced my lazy ass to write lmao

also what is this plot becoming send help

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