His Awesomely (annoying) sound effects.
Enthusiasm
(about all the things for which I couldn't care less.)
Constantly wants to spend time with me
(... but only when I'm doing my homework.)
Natural voice projection - frequently used
(and always at high frequencies.)
Lego collection of epic proportions which carpets the carpet
(ouch)
Fastest fort builder -
(usually in my room, never cleaned up.)
World's best (tone deaf) singer.
(I shudder to think what life would be like were he actually tone deaf.)
Prefers "Murry", "dude" or "Ms. Smelly" to my actual name.
(Although he once said my name should be Hammie.)
Healthy fifth grade sense of humor
(Is that healthy in a seventh grader?)
He even was nice enough to count for me! 130/130
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Unfocused Poems - An Anthology
PoetryThis is a collection of poems written in 2017. Each part is a single poem. My writing goal for 2017 was to write at least as many poems over the course of the year as I could, and I surprised myself by writing a total of 81 poems. Hope you enjoy...
