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Random #3

Just something to waste your time

Useless tips: How to Gank (and die)

Tips 1: press "gather and gank"

-you can find this from your quick chat, at the top right of your screen

-if you don't have it, edit your quick chat before you enter the match

Tips 2: run to a lane and spam... I mean, press "Request Backup" button

- this is a signal to ask your teammates gather for team fight or to support you

-this signal is useless sometimes as most of the teammates (that I had met) don't have brain and are not smart enough to know what "Request Backup" is, which is a basic that you must know

- it will be effective if you spam the signal
First, you can listen to the beautiful voice of the emcee/announcer
Second, you can annoy your teammates and make them hate you more
Third, if you annoy them they will call you noob and you can finally find a legal way to prove that how will you play as a noob,to fulfill their wishes

Tips 3: gank with your teammates

- in this practice, you will need your teammates' cooperation

- gather and gank with your teammates to one of the lanes

- you can clear jungle, clear minion waves, kill lord/turtle, destroy turret, or kill enemies together

Funny but true events you may experience :

*your teammates will leave you by your own if the enemies are too strong

*you are the one charging but no one will do backup for you. No one cares about your live.
Thanks, no one

*you die instantly and you are saying "WTF?" on your mind or you scream it

*then magically your teammates finally come out and kill the enemies that you had dealed damage to, until they were left less than half bar of HP before you die. Your teammates kill them and you only get the assist point

*your teammates scold you noob because you died and they KS your kills.
Hmm what an ungrateful swine

*you in mind (or it's just me?) :damn how should I win this match with those idiots

Some funny things that I had experienced with some Malay/Indo gamers (I'm not sure):
- most of them don't know how to speak English and they don't like you if you speak English to them
- they will call you "babi" , which is meant "pig"
- at first I found it annoying but later I called them "swine" , since most of them don't get the meaning
- how glad Moonton doesn't sensor the word "swine"

I'm not racist I'm just pointing out the truth

Well I guess that's all for my random today

Have a nice day! Hope you can enjoy your gameplays!

What wut it's already 1am

Okay have a nice midnight!